See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams quotes

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

You guys just spoil me rotten! All the delicious drinks, bears, hugs, kisses, lips, comments and messages! All the sh*tfaces, pimp outs, secret admirers and pokes! When I'm not having such a good day, I know I can come here and you guys will just spoil me so that I forget about whatever it was that brought me down. I just love the sh*t out of y'all! MuAh! xoxoxoxo My birthday is on Tuesday, I hate it but it comes around every year ~ I hope y'all pour it on thick bc I'm gonna need a serious dose of your luvin! ~ Thanks again for your love!! :)

Three Years on fubar! :)

I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

I asked Grandma if she'd ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 - that's all the sailors I could screw in one night." :)

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!! XOXOXOXOXO

Someone else is crushed on me! I'm sure I'm crushed on you and the others too! Which is why I still have mine! I can't decide! ~ I wonder who y'all are! I think they've fixed it to where I'll never know! :) Crush on my fu-loves!

Who's got some great july 4th plans?

Like, Rate, Add, Fan! I average 98.03% L/R return! Still need 25 bombs to level, plz! Is there a group I can join?

HaPpY fAtHeR's DaY to all my fu-daddy's!! Enjoy it! :)

My internet is junk! Otherwise I'd be here! Love to my fu's!

My like back rate: 98.03%

Bomb me! Like me Rate me Fan me Friend me! :)

You fu's are just beautiful! Bc I have such a fun time with you! But I've been up all night and I gotta work unfortunately so, I gotta lay down for a few! I didn't get to my SB or my profile comments. I'll be along! ~ WVBD ;)

Wow! 10B from the booty and a tool belt! How did they know I need a new one! :) Thanx for the bling Jazz and WarDragon! Also thanx for the suggestions on my problem with my phone plan! Thanx for all the luv n hugs Splashed all over my page! ahahah All of you who send me luv and buzz around my page having your way with me ... I appreciate it more than you know. Sending my luv n hugs to all of my fubuddies! Y'all are the best! :D

I hate playing on my computer. Why don't they change it to the setup I have on my phone! Speaking of which! Who's got the best data plan for phones! Mine keeps practically shutting me down! That'd be where I was today for those of you who wrote to ask. I'm getting a new phone may as well get new service too! Sending (h) to all!

Is love, life or is life, love? Is love, money or is money, love? Someone asked me those two questions! Do you have an answer? :)

(h) Sending out thanks, love and hugs to all who served and are serving in our armed forces, protecting our freedoms. ~ Forever grateful (h)

If it doesn't open, it's not your door!! Have fun everyone!