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Cherdan Punk Rock Portuguesa's Status
This site should be called, 'Unsubtle Sexuality'. ('Parks and Recreation' reference.) Seriously, though, every 'Blast' post on the upper right is a ridiculous innuendo, wrapped up in an even more unsubtle innuendo, wrapped in a boner joke. It's like a 7th grade boy wrote each one.. you don't have to reference your dick/vag to garner points and fans.. but I guess it really does take all kinds.. of animals. In estrus.
Jan 8, 2016comment
Frank, because I have to be: NO men over 35, non-U.S., without a photo, or CREEPS- tall women, foot, T&A, or ethnic fetishists!! Fuck off!! And, fyi, I am *not* Middle Eastern or Indian, so make ignorant assumptions and stereotype or fetishize me, and you'll need on on-call proctologist after I'm through with you! Don't disrespect me, you'll live to regret it!!
Jan 4, 2016comment
Since the vast majority of you are apparently incapable of speaking to me with a modicum of respect, it's that time again... pictures got to go. Don't ever confuse me with these beat down broads advertising their cup size in their screen name and spread eagled in their avatar. I command respect and moral dignity, and i am not to be trifles with.
Jan 3, 2016comment
Cherdan I am not Middle Eastern, I am not Indian, I am not Italian, I am not Greek.. if you made an effort to inquire, rather than reduce me to some ethnic fantasy stereotype you have, I'd reciprocate your interest in chatting. When men think they're being clever or flattering us by assuming what we are or reducing us to merely one thing, just because it is a visually beautiful group, doesn't mean we appreciate it. I am very proud of my mixed race background, and resent people pigeonholeing me; in fact, I find it dismissive and ignorant. So, please, if you can't see me as anything more than but an exotic look to fulfill some fetish, please spare yourself the inevitable ensuing debacle, and move on.
Jan 3, 2016comment
I have no idea how to respond to a "marriage" request, but I spose it's more empowering than being theoretically "owned." *cynical smirk*
Jun 22, 2015comment
Portuguese punk rock princess. Seeking intellectual equal 25-35, monogamous, childless, monogamous, free spirited. Fumar macoñha cada dia
May 12, 2015comment
Can't stand friend ho's/girl collectors.. and did I mention over 35, go away??
May 12, 2015comment
Over 35, perverts, lesbians/bi, couples, married, outside US, shallow, no real conversation, please leave me alone
May 7, 2015comment
DON'T contact me if: ou're over 35. Do not have a real picture of yourself. Have sexual content on your page/T&A graphics and crap. Have 1,000 friends are a chick collector. Have a picture of you holding a sign with your Fubar URL on it. Have a Confederate flag on your page. Are married. Are gonna ask me to rate you/like you /send you bling and crap. Are going to speak to me about anything involving your penis. Thanks.
Apr 28, 2015comment
No middle aged, chick collectors or dbags, please.
Apr 20, 2015comment
21-39 only!! I don't accept friend requests, send me a message and prove you really want to get.to know me. No photo, perv or vulgar messages, chick collectors, tools, enema bags and the like will be deleted.
Apr 7, 2015comment
If you're over 35, have no photo, have 3,000 friends, or tits and ass on your page, kindly fuck off, please.
Apr 1, 2015comment
25_35 only! Have a photo, don't be perverted or vulgar, that shit is such a turn-off. punk rock dudes, musicians, writers, polyglots, world foodies, 420, atheists major pluses.
Mar 23, 2015comment
Not interested in old-ass men!! Think with your brain, not your pecker
Mar 20, 2015comment
Not interested in old-ass men!! Think with your brain, not your pecker
Mar 20, 2015comment
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