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Have to love when you get Secretly Admired by the same two Ho's every time there is a coin sale. Do you admire Me or do you admire my bank account lmao ;) And have to love that they never quit even though they never get doodly squat from me. Are there guys actually stupid enough to fall for this shit? Must be or they wouldn't do it time and time again. Sorry ladies...I dont want to see your tits or hoochie coochie. My woman lets me see hers for FREE and play with them too lmao. Have a great weekend. Leaving in the morning to go help my mom celebrate her 75th birthday this weekend. Play nice and don't let the Hoochie Coochie monster get you hahahaha ;)
The ladies say that I'm bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun FUN ;) I think they just want me to stop by on Hump Day lmao ;) Have a great week!
The ladies say that I'm bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun FUN ;) I think they just want me to stop by on Hump Day lmao ;) Have a great week!
WTH is WRONG with some of the men on here? Just because you are looking for a "Prison Kind of Love" doesn't mean I want Friend Requests from you telling me how you want to "suck me" or other perverted crap. Step away from your computer and go hit a gay bar if that is what you are looking for. NOT going to find it here from a straight guy smh. To everyone else who knows how to act like a normal person, I always enjoy new friends. Have a great weekend :)
Shaking my head :( Liked and Rated my Family. Not like I have a lot in there but FIVE bothered to Like and Rate me back :( So nice to feel appreciated :(
Can't wait for Hump Day in the Hundred Acre Wood and some bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun FUN lmao ;)
Off to the Boundary Waters in the morning for a fishing vacation. Taking my laptop along but time on here will be very very limited. See you when I am back from vacation
Have a super week :) Will be here on and off. Getting ready to head out on Sat for 3 weeks of camping and fishing up in the Boundary Waters
Need to take some time off of FU for a week or two as real life is just too busy right now. Take care my friends and I will see you in a couple of weeks
The ladies all secretly wish they had a Hugh Jorgen in their...ummmm...LIFE lol ;)
Cum on Ladies: Can a Woody get some luvins? I don't bite but do spit quite a bit ;) lol
Good morning kisses for Woodys Nuts always get a rise out of me and lead to interesting fun to start the morning right ;)
It's always a great morning to show your favorite Woody LOTS of love ladies. Guys looks like most of you will have to be a one man band on this one and love thyself lmao ;) Enjoy your day
I woke up, rolled over on my side and nearly lost my morning woody when I saw that coyote ugly face staring back at me. Then I realized I was still drunk and was looking at the mirror on the wall lmao ;) Enjoy your day!
They call me the Unintentional Outdoorsman. I never have plans to go camping but damn if I don't wake up every morning to discover that I have pitched a tent in my sleep ;) lol
You would think I would get more EARLY Likes...I mean GEEZ ladies: who doesn't like to wake up and say hello to Morning Woody? Have a great day!
I ain't as good as I once was. But I'm as good once as I ever was ;) Have a great day!
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