”When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.” LOL

Happy 4th Of July wish i get 4th of july bling

Make sure you don't smoke weed with dumb niggas because weed will make you smart. Aint nothin worse than a smart dumb nigga. - Kat William

You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch... How did I fuck up how YOU feel about YOU? - Kat William

Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire there are some effects. - Kat Williams

I was so high once, i walked into class, late, sat down and tried to put my seatbelt on. - Kat Williams

R.I.P to all 51 people who lost their life so soon even those 7 children :-( yesterday afternoon. To all the family members that lost there love ones i pray for your lost there in better place in Heaven with GOD and ANGEL with no suffering

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry... when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes - Dane Cook. LOL

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide all his eggs? Because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s screwing a chicken.

Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently she stood him up.

Don't Take Someone For Granted Just Because You Know Everything You Push Them Away, They'd Always Running Back. Cause One Day They Won't

Don't let anyone's ignorance, hate, drama, or negativity stop you from being the best person you can be :D

Dear God, I pray for the families of students at Sandy Hook Elementary. May these children find peace during this tragic time. Innocence lost by fear

My Prayers goes out to the families of the victoms of sandy hook elementary school shooting and the victims of the children and the staff mostly the children that their life ended to short :( btw one thing that saddest me is the parents that lost there chi

Hold My Back Bro, Bitch got my Bamboo stalk lol :D

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who

since Michael Jackson passing America loses another pop icon Whitney Houston :( R.I.P Whitney you will be missed