Movie stars walk on red carpets cause they're famous. I walk on toilet paper cause I'm THE SHIT!!

I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell is not going to be the reason that I die.

I may say something brilliant at any moment. wait for it... wait for it... Ah nope I got nothing

It's a perfect night to sit around a fire with some cold beers

Goodmornig fu

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Thank you everyone who helped me level

I only need to be added to 1 more family to level can i get alitte help please thank you

I need to be added to 5 more families to level you can take me out as soon as i level need some help thank you

I need to be added to 10 more families to level you can take me out as soon as i level need some help thank you

I need to be added to 12 more families to level you can take me out as soon as i level ...need some help thank you

I need to be added to 14 more families to level you can take me out as soon as i level need some help thank you

I need 14 more family adds to level you can take me right out as soon as i level any help will be greatly appreciated thank you

I need 15 more family adds to level you can take me right out after i level thank you

I need to be added to 16 more families to level you can take me out as soon as i level any help will be greatly appreciated thank you

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Just not feeling it today ready to go home

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!

Today is going to slow

It's way to nice out to be at work!!!