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greasemonkey's Status
my 7 year olds mp3 player is now loaded with only ACDC at his request. "those guys kick ass.... um it's ok to say that when I'm using it in a good way right?"
May 12, 2011comment
Having one of those days. I think I broke more shit than I've fixed. Grrrr!
May 10, 2011comment
YOU JUST WOKE UP IN MY BED NAKED NEXT TO ME...using 3 words what would you say to me? If u comment you must post as your status so I can comment on yours. see what others say.
May 8, 2011comment
Happy early mothers day.
May 7, 2011comment
I'm so close, just a few more drinks to level. ;)
May 6, 2011comment
I need to get shit faced please!!!
May 6, 2011comment
I need drinks and rates to level, any help would be appreciated.
May 5, 2011comment
New ink starts today!!
May 2, 2011comment
now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb
Apr 30, 2011comment
It's gonna be a good weekend! Bring the ink on monday!!!
Apr 30, 2011comment
Got my girlfriend spending the afternoon with the wife and then spending the night with us, could be really good or really bad....
Apr 28, 2011comment
Anyone want to explain what a cherry bomb is?
Apr 23, 2011comment
Have a great easter weekend.
Apr 23, 2011comment
Happy friday everyone!!!
Apr 22, 2011comment
home after a rare good day of work! Peace all.
Apr 21, 2011comment
Happy 4/20 day to all!
Apr 20, 2011comment
2 1/2 hour left and the I can start my weekend!!!
Apr 16, 2011comment
this working for a living thing really sucks. But this site's a pretty good distraction.
Feb 12, 2011comment
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