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CHAPLAIN BOB PHIBBLES BRAT's Status
Anyone want to trade the new LEs
Sep 22, 2017comment
Good morning Fu, Going for 5 billion points. Give me all you got, bling,likes and rates.
Sep 22, 2017comment
Another day, looks like rain again.
Sep 14, 2017comment
Smack that Boomy
Sep 13, 2017comment
Smack that Boomy
Sep 13, 2017comment
Well, leveled up to 65. next level might take awhile. Never give up, that brass ring is always within reach.
Sep 12, 2017comment
Its trying to get 700 cheev points to level now, any ideas?
Sep 7, 2017comment
Anyone want to trade "National Beer Drinkers Day"?
Sep 7, 2017comment
Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
Aug 31, 2017comment
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it
Aug 25, 2017comment
Rum Day Bling, 3 credits. Anybody ready to trade.
Aug 24, 2017comment
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it
Aug 24, 2017comment
Need Rum Day Bling, trade while the bonus is up.
Aug 24, 2017comment
Need Rum Day Bling, trade while the bonus is up.
Aug 23, 2017comment
I feel like I've passed my "Best If Used By date."
Aug 20, 2017comment
The older I get .... The more dangerous it is to sneeze
Aug 19, 2017comment
I guess I'm gonna have to renew my VIP to keep from being bouncer checked. Looks like they love me tonight.
Aug 18, 2017comment
Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger.
Aug 7, 2017comment
Welcome to my page! Straight Jackets are on the left, meds to the right. Keep your fingers off my crayons!!
Aug 6, 2017comment
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem WITHOUT caffeine.
Aug 1, 2017comment
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