Hate life? Just sleep all day! WOOT!

I'm all dressed up and nowhere to Ho!

Anyone wanna talk? Dirty or not LOL

Russian roulette=6 cups: 5 water 1 vodka :)

Good morning fu-fuckers! Who's naked? :)

Head cold @ work. Ugh. Love me? :)

holy shit, domestic disturbance much?

Any other Hessians here?

Just woke ups. Cat sleeping on face.

Damn good night! Can't wait to sleep tho. Care to join me?

Nice coming back to some love. Now for some booze!

Can I buy anyone a drink? Maybe two? :P

Almost time to go home to the harem ;)

HOT GODDAMN COFFEE OH LORD

GOING COMMANDO! Woohoo!

Just woke up from ~15 hours of sleep! I WIN! I'm still naked too :)

Quiet & rainy night at work, nobody to beat up :(

Home at 7am, having some Jack Daniels then it's bedtime! NAKED!

Shmoke & a pancake? Bong & a blintz?

There's nobody around and I'm BORED :/ Is there a whiskey delivery service in SF?