I need some suggestions for Girl nicknames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just cause the Drill is pink doesn't mean woman are automatically going to be able to use it. Bahahahahaha

I don't always beat women but when I do, its to the door so I can hold it for her. stay respectful my friends...

know anyone that has 20 credits that would want to trade that same said amount in credits, i don't want to buy it for myself. lol

Damn i want that Skull of Darkness! :P

Me: Give me a blowjob. Girlfriend: Could you be a little more romantic? me: Give me a blowjob in the rain.

OH SHIT!!!!!

He gets the Snicklefritzz!! haha

I'm Your huckleberry.

Who cares.. :P

boom

Blah!

When TV shows start to get boring, they should just add Michael J. Fox to the cast to shake things up. haha

On cam. :D Kickin back :D

Dear MUSIC, What would i ever do without you? I Love how i can always count on you. :)

Me: "Ill take a vodka." Cashier: "sir, this is McDonalds." Me: "ok, ill take a McVodka... and supersize it."

today a lady in front of me at Walmart had six kids and is buying a baby gate. I wanted to tell her you should try putting that in your vagina.

I just did my taxes and it's nice to see exactly how much I paid so that toddlers in the projects could get some brand new Jordon's. haha wtf

I know i probably won't get it, But I want that king's Crown! :P

I am in the E.R. : (