Is currently experiencing technical difficulties..giving a shit will resume later..thank u

When all else fails a two by four and duct tape will solve the problem

Hello weekend..I plan on using u like a cheap whore..don't worry..I'll be gentle;)

Aww thank you everyone

I be scrolling..rate/fan/add

Off to Risen Angel's House..Have a nice nite all!!

Shh..oh, just my pillow calling my name..ni ni all!

In my next life I would like to be the Karma Fairy

Why do they even sell bras at Walmart? I seem to be the only person wearing one in the store

Adderall+Xanax=I'm listening to u but I really don't care.

If vibrator's could light the bbq and kill spiders in the bathtub would we need men at all?:D

Ni ni all..be back soon

Missing you

Yup time to have a 3some..with my comforter, pillow and sheets;)

All meteoroligists are men because they tell u to expect 10inches and u only get about half that

Who can afford me...oh wait! NOBODY lol

What do u call total rejection? When ur hand falls asleep:P

64% of men say they don't noticed when a woman changes her hair. Time to explain that the hair is part of that blur above her tits:P

My doctor swabbed my throat today and looked at me in surprise when I had no gag reflex..yeah, she just judged me

Has finally figured out what PMS stands for..Pass My Shotgun!!