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Ham n Egger's Status
Well I hope none of you ever get vertigo! God it's brutal!
Jun 23, 2013comment
Whoa, I have another crush?? Nice!
Jun 18, 2013comment
Wanna chat?
Jun 18, 2013comment
Does someone want to buy me for $1 million fubucks so I can level?
Jun 17, 2013comment
Anyone wanna chat? hit my shoutbox
Jun 11, 2013comment
Why is it that when things go to shit it happens all at once?
May 29, 2013comment
Is it nap time yet?
May 24, 2013comment
Starting to wonder why I check this site anymore...
May 7, 2013comment
Sorry, but I've got nothing clever or cute to put here
May 1, 2013comment
Well I'm bored with this site again. See you all in a while..
May 1, 2013comment
Meh, I'm done with this leveling nonsense...
Apr 30, 2013comment
I need to be cherry bombed to level, and I have no idea how to get that done....oh well.
Apr 19, 2013comment
PEOPLE ALWAYS WRITE DRAMATIC THINGS IN CAPS, SO I WANT YOU TO THINK THIS IS DRAMATIC!!!!
Apr 15, 2013comment
Any of my friends want to chat? Hit my shoutbox.
Mar 29, 2013comment
Why do people use that "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best," quote? It's absolute horseshit. Have some self awareness and don't be a jackass is a better quote.
Mar 27, 2013comment
Any of my friends wanna chat? Hit up my shoutbox.
Mar 26, 2013comment
Sometimes I wonder why I bother rating friends on here when barely any return the favor.
Mar 25, 2013comment
Blah
Mar 7, 2013comment
To anyone that knows ChristinaWheelz, please tell her she's an ugly skank. Thank you.
Mar 6, 2013comment
Some people really take themselves a little too seriously on this site...
Mar 5, 2013comment
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