:)

Sometimes you just need a hug. In the vagina. With a penis. LOL

Subway is the only place I can walk into and ask for a 12 inch Italian and not feel like a slut.

I'm going to take a vacation from being a responsible adult tonight and act like an irresponsible teenager!!

How ironic ; Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the phobia of long words.

The bigger your heart, the more you get taken advantage of!

Alcohol never respects me in the morning...

Dear Southern Comfort, I think we need a trial separation. It's not you it's me... Maybe one day soon we can try again... I'm free next weekend how about you???

without nipples tits would be pointless

Damn southern comfort! Getting me all drunk and stuff

Nice girls know their limits. Naughty girls don't care..

One of two things are going to happen when you pull my hair - we are either gonna fight or f*ck so choose wisely!

slightly intoxicated

Kisses are like real estate...Location, location, location!

If its not rough, its not fun ;)

Conscience is the thing that feels bad when everything else is feeling good

Wonders with all the 3D movies that are coming out, if they will release 3D porn. Now that would be interesting ;-)

can i get a drink please

Ready for a night of Blow Jobs, Sex on the beach, and Orgasm's...I'm talking about the drinks of course ;-)

hungry.. gonna go feed my face