Tryin' to hook up with Helly. AGAIN.

"THE HILLS HAVE EYES" is not a love story - well, it kinda is, i guess. . .

If the government shut down, would you notice? I wouldnt'.

Burned the shit out of my back today, teaching my beach class. Friggin 80 degrees!!

Puttin together tonight's Yoga class music. It's gonna be SICK!!!!!

Update: ALL of Megadeath's songs are in the same key, and I DON'T CARE.

Well now it's Lamb of God, REDNECK.

You kids are too young to know about Judas Priest, British Steel, Metal Gods, but it's blaring real nice in my headphones.

If you believe in the principle of reciprocity, and you are female, cover me now in chocolate body paint.

Listenin to old Petty and goin to KMART. how much better does it get?????

Sucks to not be in love.

Good news and Bad news: Ex Wife is an imbecile, and met a sincerely beautiful woman who is coming up from L.A. this weekend.

Sung ONE song - KINKS. Did well, now watchin my favorite 4 a.m. channel: the Spanish Channel - big gils, big breasts.

I will be at the Old Town Tavern, hopin g sing a couple of Kareoke tunes. See you in a couple of hours.

Bigger Boobs are better however- I forgot what i was gonna . . . . . . .say . . . . . . .

What did the blind man say when he walked into the Fish Market?

Gnite. . . kinda late now. . .

Hey! 2 people have a crush on me! Who are you?

FFS, Old-school Mac Desktop keeps crashin.

NEED HELP IN REMOVING GUM FROM BUTTOCKS OF FAVORITE BOARD SHORTS.