Hey Fubroids, its time to sharpen up and charge! Switchblade, hatchet and machete - sharp. Chain saw tuned, lubed and fueled. Chain sharpened. Pepper spray and tazer: charged. Helmet, body armor and brass knuckles at the ready. Yes, I am ready for Black Friday at the mall - are you?

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what's up with the coin sales... or lack of?

Hey Fubroids, food for thought: " Whenever destroyers appear among men, they start by destroying money, for money is men's protection and the base of a moral existence. Destroyers seize gold and leave to its owners a counterfeit pile of paper. This kills all objective standards and delivers men into the arbitrary power of an arbitrary setter of values. Gold was an objective value, an equivalent of wealth produced. Paper is a mortgage on wealth that does not exist, backed by a gun aimed at those who are expected to produce it." -- Ayn Rand

Hey Fubroids, when opportunity knocks you gotta jump in it. Opportunity is beating at your door. I own - not 1, not 2, but 3 !! digital copies of original Hunter Biden artwork. Allow yourself to daydream for just a moment. Imagine the pride welling up from deep within as you prominently display on your refrigerator a crackhead's doodles and finger painting! Don't let opportunity pass you bye. Act now and avoid future regrets. A mere 40 FuPonies, 100 God modes and 1000 power up (my choice) will secure your very own download. Hurry, offer is only open to the first 50 thousand savvy clients with a discerning eye for exceptional quality.

Hey Fubroids, when opportunity knocks you gotta jump in it. Opportunity is beating at your door! I own - not, not 2, but 3! digital copies of Hunter Biden refrigerator art!! Just 3 FuPonies will secure your very own copy. Allow yourself to daydream. Imagine the pride welling up as you prominently display a crackhead's finger painting on YOUR fridge. Act now! Avoid future regret. Offer open to the first 50 thousand luck customers. You're welcome .

Happy Veterans Day to all my brothers and sisters in arms.

💞❤ Te Amo con todo mi corrazon ❤💞

Please DO NOT BOOST. I truly do appreciate the thought and help, but I am working on a lvl 71 request which I cannot do while boosted. Thanks for your understanding.

Please: DO NOT BOOST !!

Hey Fubroids, I have great news! Back by popular demand: Its my BIRTHDAY again!! YAY !!! Granted, my birthday birthday was a week ago. However, I've been so inundated with messages bemoaning that it was over much too soon! " Its over much too soon!", they wrote. I agree. So, not for a day, a week or even a month; my birthday will now be celebrated in perpetuity. You are welcome.

Hey Fubroids, there is a not so silent but deadly disease ravaging the country: yes I'm talking about Restless Anal Syndrome - RAS. Don't take RAS sitting down. Its time to make a stand. By sending Your Favorite Martian a fupony and other assorted power ups, you are letting the world know your Anus will NOT be silently restless!

Hey Fubroids, why is it that some diseases get all the attention and others go neglected? For example, my girlfriend suffers in silence (mostly) from a devastating and debilitating disease that gets little attention: yes, I'm talking about Restless Anal Syndrome. RAS can afflict anyone without notice. Let's not take RAS sitting down.

Restless Anal Syndrome is a real thing! (so I'm told)

I just turned 63 (thanks to all for the well wishes ). With age I've learned not to fret so much about the tomorrow or dwell on yesterday. Instead just try to live my best today.

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Hey Fubroids, I hope you are never put in this situation, but picture the scene: You pull up to your home and are met by a horrifying sight - thick smoke billowing from the house. You grab your phone, dial 911 and give the dispatcher the details. You do your best not to panic, but your fur babies are in the house. It is not just a house,, it is your home; a lifetime of memories and memorabilia about to be consumed. Within minutes (though it feels like an eternity) a police cruiser pulls up with fire trucks in tow. The firefighters immediately leap into action; their movements are precise and coordinated. The advance team heads to the front door. What do you do? Do you watch anxiously? Do you pray it is not as bad as it looks? Or do you block the door and demand to see their vaccination cards? just saying

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