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It’s my birthday weekend woot woot wow can’t believe i made it to the 50 i feel blessed to be able to walk talk have my teeth ! Who could believe i thought i wound never make it to 30. I feel like I’m 37 and have been blessed in many ways . Love to ride my Harley’s across this great country of ours !! There is no feeling like traveling America on two wheels !
Woohoo they are locking it down again! Still wondering what happened with the murder hornets !!
Well....I'm at the emergency room ߘ Today was not a good day. I decided to try horse back riding yesterday evening to relax. It turned out to be a freakin' mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. The horse made a sudden jerk and reared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager of the grocery store came out and unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile, and told me to stay away from the handicap carts. If you actually read what I wrote, copy and paste for someone else to smile about.
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Please resend your pokes please they just disappeared!! Bobble head head baby Jesus please and something kinky !! Thank you
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