Forget beauty sleep... I need a decade of sleep, so sleepy today.

Only been at work for 1hr and 15mins and I accomplished my goal in life of pissing off someone.

If I like yours will you like mine?

I think my like button is broken. Everytime I like something it goes into forever thinking whether not it likes someone or not to the point i log off to log back on.

What else could possibly go wrong? 2of my vehicles (go figure they are both my VWs) are having tranny problems at the same time. Good thing I have my Rover to drive.

Happy Father's Day!!!!

Freaking migraine

Polishing bling always makes me so sleepy

Ahh the mosquitoes are trying to eat me

The joys of working in a parking garage where people don't read directions of how to use the machine and just stuff their credit card in the receipt slot.

Liking stuff

Hey y'all this isn't Tinder, Fish of plenty, Farmer's only and whatever other dating sites that are out there. STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!!!! I'M NOT INTERESTED!!!

I just wanna another day off

Ugh... all these points just to level up

This is a drama free zone... meaning if you are talking to some other females don't come chatting to me so she can come sending me messages that I'm messing with her dude. I'm not about that!!!

This is my kind of day, not to hot, youngest kid out for a week, oldest doing whatever he is out doing and me still laying in bed.

Another boring day at work

Anyone wanna deliver me some ice cream?

Just wanna sit and have some Ice Cream and get paid for eating it.

Thinking I need a vacation...