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TitleStatusViewsCommentsVotesResults 
toiletexpired110
flea market 0% (0 votes)
goodwill 0% (0 votes)
Home depo 0% (0 votes)
Lowes 0% (0 votes)
Walmart 0% (0 votes)
Neighbors house 0% (0 votes)
gas station 0% (0 votes)
kids school 0% (0 votes)
the river 0% (0 votes)
graveyard 0% (0 votes)
 
What should I do?expired114896
go to bed 57.3% (55 votes)
drink beer 42.7% (41 votes)
 
So Why?expired1122171
Heck if I know. 78.9% (135 votes)
I will tell you why 21.1% (36 votes)
 
Later tattersexpired284
you 75.0% (3 votes)
not him 25.0% (1 votes)
 
my balls itchexpired1144193
pop the top 52.8% (102 votes)
Never stay limp 47.2% (91 votes)
 
Going to bedexpired1110310
Hugg the pillow 71.0% (220 votes)
Kick the mumm machine. 29.0% (90 votes)
 
Sizzling Fajitasexpired0170309
good neighbor 77.7% (240 votes)
be selfish 22.3% (69 votes)
 
New game systemexpired176222
Yay 65.8% (146 votes)
Nay 34.2% (76 votes)
 
WHO IS WHOexpired0376343
God 71.4% (245 votes)
Apes 28.6% (98 votes)
 
My beerexpired257260
now 71.2% (185 votes)
tomorrow 28.8% (75 votes)
 
Cracked ribsexpired2128226
Pain in the butt pills 55.8% (126 votes)
get me a beer 44.2% (100 votes)
 
Happy hourexpired171151
Nay 65.6% (99 votes)
Yay 34.4% (52 votes)
 
When to say NOexpired071346
Yay 90.8% (314 votes)
Nay 9.2% (32 votes)
 
tough loveexpired177262
good dad 90.1% (236 votes)
mean 9.9% (26 votes)
 
Going over boardexpired179196
Oldschool 61.7% (121 votes)
I want more crap 38.3% (75 votes)
 
Trick Or Trunkexpired148211
House to house 78.2% (165 votes)
Trunk to trunk 21.8% (46 votes)
 
World series betexpired12686
Rays 60.5% (52 votes)
Phillies 39.5% (34 votes)
 
What to do?expired04888
club 54.5% (48 votes)
Strip club 45.5% (40 votes)
 
Best Friend in needexpired25595
B 68.4% (65 votes)
A 31.6% (30 votes)
 
under age drinkingexpired140191
yes 72.3% (138 votes)
No 27.7% (53 votes)
 
Should menexpired085242
Nay 62.0% (150 votes)
Yay 38.0% (92 votes)
 
Fubar on nascarexpired215152
my driver 69.1% (105 votes)
Johnny Sauter 30.9% (47 votes)
 
new picsexpired121165
silly 69.1% (114 votes)
goofy 30.9% (51 votes)
 
Is it trueexpired245180
Yay 51.1% (92 votes)
Nay 48.9% (88 votes)
 
Disability Insuranceexpired259179
Go to Aflac 63.1% (113 votes)
stay with Prudential 36.9% (66 votes)
 
minding your beeswaxexpired179233
not my problem 51.1% (119 votes)
yep let them know 48.9% (114 votes)
 
bed timeexpired244219
9 PM 71.2% (156 votes)
8 PM 28.8% (63 votes)
 
What to wearexpired167181
Ankle 57.5% (104 votes)
Knee high 42.5% (77 votes)
 
What to buy the kidsexpired046145
Sea Monkeys 65.5% (95 votes)
Ant farm 34.5% (50 votes)
 
turtlesexpired036211
take back to the pond 68.2% (144 votes)
keep it 31.8% (67 votes)
 
would you careexpired138266
Yay 90.2% (240 votes)
Nay 9.8% (26 votes)
 
loungers or mummersexpired151159
mummers 62.9% (100 votes)
loungers 37.1% (59 votes)
 
what should come firstexpired132209
cell phones 50.2% (105 votes)
internet and cable 49.8% (104 votes)
 
prissy little girlsexpired045263
tell her to go away 52.1% (137 votes)
let kids be kids 47.9% (126 votes)
 
midnight swimingexpired264230
Yay 93.0% (214 votes)
Nay 7.0% (16 votes)
 
want hair with thatexpired062205
hand it back 87.8% (180 votes)
eat at subway 12.2% (25 votes)
 
best for weeniesexpired173266
little piggies 58.3% (155 votes)
corn baby 41.7% (111 votes)
 
spouse checking messagesexpired171387
yep, its his phone 67.7% (262 votes)
nope 32.3% (125 votes)
 
what's the pointexpired140169
Yay 76.3% (129 votes)
Nay 23.7% (40 votes)
 
nookieexpired256250
5 min 64.4% (161 votes)
till it burns up 35.6% (89 votes)
 
wanking or wackingexpired151281
smooth 64.1% (180 votes)
lumpy 35.9% (101 votes)
 
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