We're going to shake things up a little bit. I've noticed this trend of people saying they "aren't a typical girl/guy" that they "stand out from the crowd" and that they don't take shit. First off, yes you do take shit, you can't exist in the world today and not deal with, at the very least, a double, heaping, steaming pile to the face.

As for myself, I will not be real with you. Do I stand out from the crowd? Yea a little (mostly because I correct everyone on grammar and syntax errors) but not amazingly so. I love drama, it's cheaper than a movie and FAR more entertaining. Plus I can usually interact with said drama and string it out or cut it off depending if it is still interesting me at all.

I'll take your shit. In fact you can sling all the shit, all the comments, all the mail, everything you want at me. I will take it all with a smile. You know why? Because this is the Internet, not real life. The absolute worst you can do to me is start some bad rumor or a photo shopped picture. Whoop-de-do.

If you're interested in figuring out what makes me tick, or you just want to make some derogatory comment, drop me a line (or comment, or shout, or whatever else you can do here).

And, just for those of you who have read this profile before...

Hi, my name is Nick.
Fuck you.