Let me save you time... and answer FAQs about me * No not single, Very married for almost 5 years *I have 2 boys ages 21, and 14 I also have a beautiful 9 month old grandaughter. * No i dont chat on yahoo, aim, and rarely on Fubar..sorry * Yes a blast is required to see my NSFW files * No, no exceptions * No i dont have a webcam LOL * If you are a male on here and you are looking for any of the above there are PLENTY of half naked skanky .whores on here that you will get more than your fill. *If you feel the need to harrass or press any issues, I will just delete and block you so there you have been warned. *Please dont whine about access to my NSFW files, it so annoying, and its just not going to work. *Recap,not here for Dating,webcams,phone sex,or anything that comes within a 100 mile radius of these,I am Married* This may seem kind of bitchy, but to me, if you don't do these things it just means that not only did you not bother to read any part of my profile, but you couldn't take an extra 3 seconds to read my name. If you DO rate and fan me please add me to make sure I fan you back. I go through my friend requests one by one and return all profile ratings and fans. I don't ask for favors that I am not willing to return. What makes up a Scorpiochick friend: *I am easily amused or entertained, but I get bored easily at the same time *If I don't know you that well, I can like you one day then, then not so much the next...even if you didn't do anything wrong *I have a serious passion to see the legend of Michael Hutchence live on and on. *I love Dane Cook *If you are my friend I would do anything for you *I am addicted to Dr. Pepper *I am 200% Scorpio (be careful) *I am extremely passionate about animals *I hate being lied to...I don't lie, so don't lie to me *I am a comedy fanatic *I am the easiest person in the world to buy presents for *I love Coldstone Icecream almost as much as Starbucks *I have been in 7 car accidents none of them where I was at fault. *I pray to God in my lifetime they find a cure for Cancer *I love the ocean *My biggest crush at age 13 had to be John Taylor from Duran Duran *I would cut off my left arm if I could swim in a clear, aqua ocean just once *My favorite show in the 90's had to be Friends *I have SEVERE roadrage..if you're riding my ass, I WILL brake....hard *I am not very skilled at many things,but the ones that I am I am VERY good at *I would love to live in another country. *I've lived in Oklahoma now for 10 years,I was born in CA and lived in Seattle for 10 years *I love Old Navy *I love rain and snow in Moderation *I hate it when people can't even spell simple words correctly *I love Nikes *Starbucks makes me giddy *I LOVE Mustangs *I am a workaholic *I love my boys more than anything ,even when I want to tear all my hair out *I'm ashamed to admit that I am addicted to Reality TV *I have a Nissan Xterra and I love it! *I think text messaging is way overated,why don’t you just call the person?HELLO you are holding a PHONE! *My favorite subject in school was whichever Math class I was taking at the time. *I don't like it when people only like one type of music. I think that's extremely boring. *I am a shoppaholic *I am a make up fiend *I'm obsessed with perfume and this constant NEED to smell good ALL the time *My heart will always feel broken I think in one way or another *If you actually read this then kudos to you because I don't think people actually read this shit *!!!! Im always up to make friends. IF YOU ASK ME TO CYBER YOU WILL BE REMOVED AND BLOCKED RIGHT AWAY. OF COURSE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE YOUD KNOW NOT TO DO THIS ANYWAY.
I would describe myself as: Petite, very feisty & a sarcastic sense of humor. Cat-like, a frisky feline...Don't get on my bad side, I will scratch your eyes out, if provoked... purrrrrrrr!! . So don't send me stupid messages saying things like: "Can I play with the pussy or Can I rub the pussy cat.." oh, hardy har har.... I AM really sweet & loving, tho... and that's why I give you the following helpful hints: "Oh, don't u hate this part, it's so hard to describe yourself.." (TRANSLATION:on many sites); "My mates/mom say I'm good looking" (TRANSLATION:they're not); "Permission fr. spouse to screw anyone.." ie: Howling Monkey looking woman,eww creepy..(TRANSLATION:he wants to record it... Btw..women, never ask for "permission" fr. a man,Hellooooo!) I know, I know... I am so kind to help.. it's my pleasure... And before you even send mails saying "What a bitch!"...Calling me that just means: I don't put up w/bullshit; You couldn't handle me anyway....& I really don't care if you call me that... Also, I'm not here to "solicit myself" I'm still coming over to see my friends chit chat and help people level when needed. I thought St. Patrick banished all of the snakes from your island...?? mmm... Seems he forgot some...cuz' I've come across more than a few of them on this site... Oh, well... You know the best way to kill a snake is to chop it's little head off...((giggling))....purrrrrrrr!!!!!!
