So, I'm supposed to write something about myself here and let strangers have a better understanding of ME and stop knocking on my door to ask me stupid questions.



Now that we are cleared up, we shall get to the topic at hand.

I lived on another planet. I'm not here to look for human boyfriend.Simple and Straight to the point

Myself.I'm crazy.Insanely crazy. I do not need to see a shrink cos I think they won't be able to cure me. Don't talk to me if you are intellectually weaker than me. I might hurt your e-feelings. I'm blunt so if I'm totally not interested in whatever you are saying,the response is gonna be a smiley face every 5 questions you ask,by then you should understand that the conversation is getting no where. Find something interesting to talk about, if not, leave.Get it?

(((Pause))).. humans have to breath.....

Warning:
I have a psycho killer's mindset.My idea of killing is to rip you apart, put u into a deep fryer, make part of the meat collected from you as my supper and freeze your remaining parts in the freezer for future snack purposes and not to waste the bones, I'll use them to make a coffee table, if you choose to continue, please read on...

Penis,kok,pecker.. whatever you call it. I've no interest. I am asexual. Its a sexually cyber transmitted disease. Hence, keep that "thing" zipped in your pants.

I'm a normal person, curious about my body and I did have naked pics of myself... well, its for my viewing only. Please don't ask me for those photos.The answer is no. Only way to access them is to come knocking at my house door. If you are interested, shout at me for my addy. Good luck finding me, I move every month.

My body specs are: tiny A cup boobies,hairy armpits and bushy pussy. To correct a myth, my twat is not sideways, it is in fact non existent. My pussy's name is mittens, and it is gray.


I'm mentally twisted.You might go "huh","oh","uh huh". If you don't understand, just ask, don't be a dumbfuck and pretend that you know it all. Adding me will open you up to my random change of STATUS which you might find it annoying or perhaps find it interesting.If my status pisses you off, go ahead and delete me, you don't have to ask me.

Horny???Go and play with yourself. Free porn is everywhere, just not in here. Here's a trick.Go on Google and go to preferences, and turn off the filter. You can see all the porn available in the net. Again, you can always go to Redtube or Lubetube or xnxx (recommend xnxx) and there are plenty of materials for you to use.


And please please please, don't ask me to A/F/C.

Thanks for reading this long ass about me section

Love

Moomoo

P.S. Everything recorded here is true except for my age and location.