IF YA DON'T KNOW ME BY NOW THEN YOU NEVER WILL! I CAN BE A GREAT FRIEND OR YUR WORSE ENEMY DEPENDS HOW MANY DRINKS WE HAVE TOGETHER THIS IS HOW I LOOK AT FRIENDSHIP NONE OF THAT MUSHY CRAP!!!

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


2.. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.


4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.


5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.


7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have...