I am always up to meeting new people, so please don't be shy!

Ummmm, I'm me.

I sell candy for a living.

I like sweet nothings whipered into my ear, escpecially while taking a long walk on the beach. j/k

I watch a lot of movies and rerun tv. As a paradox to most people that do this I read whenever I get the chance as well.

I drink. Not heavily. Mostly beer, but I appreciate a good glass of wine.

I used to drink like the world wouldn't have alcohol the next day, but I got tired of feeling like shit and forgetting my nightly activities.

I'm a huge Chex Mix fan.

I play the lotto to give myself false hope.
I have a glorious sense of sarcasm.

My wrists are smaller than yours.

I want love, but never force myself into it. Probably why I've been single so long.

Like the guy in office space, if I had a million dollars, I'd do nothing. This is not to say I wouldn't try all the fun stuff at least once, but I would not overexert myself.

I can't stand drivers that cut someone off just to make a turn right in front of me. In my infinite wisdom, I still don't know what that half second will get you.

I have no tats or peircings, but I can appreciate them on other people

I do NOT like fishing. Camping might be ok though.

Needless to say I'm an indoorsy type guy

Bars are good

The theatre is also a good time, although I haven't been in quite some time. No one to go with (ladies?)

I can't stand pictures that are the same size as the damned thumbnailes, come on! upgrade the camera!

I don't much care for people that have some sort of friend collecting contest going on unless they still happen to talk to me