weight lifting, biking, riding my dirtbike, listenin to music, practicing my guitar , workin on my truck, hanging out with friends/girls, meetin new people, flirting, makingout, and seeing what stupid people do O.o

hers some ANTI-FORD jokes for ya!!! btw i hate fords...
Jesus was a walking man. That's why he owned a Ford.

The difference between a porcupine and a Mustang is that porcupines have pricks on the outside...

The Ford project car is called "Keeping it Running."

Ford put heaters in the bumpers of their new trucks so the owners can keep their hands warm while pushing them home.

Ford dealers give away a free German Shepard with every car
sold so that the owner has someone to walk home with.

The difference between a golf ball and a Ford is that you can drive a golf ball 200 feet.

Jim: My parents bought me a new Ford Mustang.
Tom: What did you do to piss them off?

For the past 10 years, 90% of all Ford trucks are still on the road. The other 10% made it home.

Buy a Ford and buy the best! Yeah, drive the first mile and walk the rest!

If Ford means First On Race Day, it's only because they're just now getting to the finish line from the last race day.

I could never keep a Ford under me... I was always under the Ford!

The funny thing about people who say "I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy" is that they usually end up doing just that.

A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with, and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk, finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own?" The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man, "Well sonny, let me put it to ya' like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown." The young man shot back quickly, "Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too!"

A man pulls up to a little girl walking home from school and says, "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. The man then said, "Come on, get in the car with me and I'll give you two lollypops." The girl kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you a whole bag of lollypops!" Finally the girl turned and said, "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If it weren't for Ford,
Our tools would rust!