My Montage 4/18/09




Welcome to the worst profile on Fubar
Okay....it's been a while since I updated my profile....a few things have gone down in my life that made me feel that I need to lay down some shit so you'll all understand where I'm coming from....so if you're still here and interested, listen closely.
1. I am not here to be toyed with in any way...you wanna be my freind, fine. The moment I smell bullshit, you'll be blocked with a fuckin' quickness
2. I AM single, and I AM looking, if yur interested, part 1 applies.
3. Tattoos, Piercings and Geeky chicks make me EXTREMLY horny....you have been warned
4. Don't expect me to blow my hard earned money on online crap that's not gonna benifit you in the long run.
5. I AM and always will be the goofiest motherfucker you ever met.
6. I AM and can be an asshole and your worst fuckin' nightmare....don't give me an excuse.
7. I Am a sensitive guy....so don't play with my emotions, karma's a bitch that loves me...she WILL fuck you up.
8. I beleive that what goes around, comes around....treat me like you'd treat yourself
9. this list is getting boring
10.If I interest you in any way (ladies only...sorry guys, but my door don't swing that way), don't be shy...lemme know....don't expect me to guess
11. DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE!
12. wanna cookie?
13. I smoke, drink and cuss....ALOT...if this offends you, then talk to somebody who cares.
14. I have ALOT of love to give...I'm just waiting for the right woman to give it to.

With that being said, here's a little more about me.
First, My name is Mason, I was born and raised in the hell called Los Angeles California, I have an older brother, a lil' sister, a slew of neices and nephews. I moved to Maryland to be closer to my family. I love to travel. I love cartoons, D&D, Amtgard(another form of roleplaying), and occasionally playing video games. I do Tattoos for a living, and I'm a pretty good artist. I'm multi-talented, I can sing, play guitar, bass, drums and a few other instruments. I have kids of my own, but they currently don't live with me. I'm a HUGE Star Wars fan. My sense of humor borders on the psychotic. I'm a self educated man. I'm also a product of the Department of Children's Services....which means I was bounced from foster home to foster home until I turned 18. I've had a very hard life, but I tend to keep a positive outlook on things because life's too short to dwell on stupid shit that'll do nothing but stress me out. I have the curiosity of a 4 year old...when you stop looking around, you miss out on alot of things...people mistake this for A.D.D., but I say I'm overly inquisitive.I refuse to act my age....because when you grow up, your heart dies. I think that about covers it, if there's anything else you'd like to know about me. feel fre to ask....you'll always get a honest response out of me. Until then, do yourself a favor, Life's a garden....grab a shovel and dig it.