Okay, I'll make this very simple for you and put the obvious at the top, where you can't miss it... follow these simple rules (which really, common sense and even the smallest amount of respect for other humans should already have taught you..) and we'll get along just fine.

1. NO random/empty friend requests. You want to add me, you'd better damn well talk to me first or its an instant 1 and a message (if i can be bothered) telling you what an illiterate douchebag you are. If you can't even speak when you're adding me, I know you're definately one of those oxygen wasters that adds people just for the fuck of it.

2. NO asking for my msn/yahoo/AIM.. If I wanted random idiots to have it, I'd post it on my profile.

3. NO asking for NSFW/to be added to my family to see my nsfw, or for cam. I will tell you to go fuck yourself and to get the fuck off the internet and go bother the women who can physically pepper spray you, rather than just wish it on you.

4. If you manage to actually read any of the above, send me a friend request and manage to work the magical box in front of you to make words appear, I expect at least the word "bunnies" if nothing else in the special place you write in. Not too hard really is it..a short introduction would be nice, but If you can bother to read my profile, then I will read yours.

See now that wasn't too hard on you was it..So If you got past that without making your eyes fall out and your brain explode (which is what everyone is afraid of, right? I mean what other reason could there be to be such an asshole that is incapable of reading a few short paragraphs?) So if you are at this point, congratulations, you are officially excluded from the asshole section and most likely any further ranting on said topic.


Alrighty.. so, as this is my profile, I shall tell you some things about myself, instead of posting numerous pointless internet quiz results, glittery shit, gifs and other stupid
things that take your internet 4 hours to load the page. Anything you read below I will gladly tell you more about if you ask nicely..



I do not follow any specific religion or belief - As I believe that as soon as you start to follow a religion or particular path, you are limiting yourself...Religion is just another word for brainwashing, and any religion or following that tells you to better yourself or meditate until you're practically comatose just to find or become a "higher being" or any such B.S is pointless, how in hell are you supposed to do something like that if you've only
experienced that one view of life?

I do allow aspects of Druidry/Paganism and a few other magickal paths into my life, but I do what I want, when I want to...whatever feels right..I use crystals and herbs every day though and I give kick ass massages :p

I am also a Vampyre (or HLV as some like to put it). I'm not sure how to elaborate on that without getting into immense detail and boring you silly, apart from mentioning that I am both a Sanguinarian and a Psy-Vampyre. I am more than happy to talk to you about it though,I have had a few people ask me lots of questions about it before, but make fun just once and I'll rip your face off.


I don't have anything to prove to anyone I don't have to act like I'm happy or unhappy withmyself to try to fit in somewhere. I go through the same shit or great days just like everyone else.. although I am bipolar, so my bad days probably outdo yours.. unless you are too... lol..
I have a small group of close friends, some people I just talk to whenever I see them or they're online, then people I just occasionally say hi to. I'm fine with that. I don't need or want to try and get more friends because I like things the way they are...but I wont be a bitch if someone talks to me or wants to add me or whatever.. I'm more likely to talk to you if you start by saying Hi or something along those lines, just ~DONT~ start the conversation, add me, fan me or whatever just to ask me to get naked or get my tits out.Because I won't. See my pics? Thats all you're getting. Y'kno why? Because I respect my body - fat and annoying as it may be, It's mine and I don't need to show off to validate myself. (So, why do I have nsfw pictures then? Because they're for one guy who can't see it in person.)

On the rare occasion there appears a pic of me with anything less than pants and a tshirt that covers everything, I did it because I happened to feel damn good about myself on that day, and having the occasional compliment does wonders for the self confidence. Which to be
perfectly honest, I serverely lack. Guys (sometimes girls) who do add people just to ask them that, really really need to get a life. Think I sound conceited saying that? Well, even people like me get pervs, believe it or not.




I like to design and make clothing, jewellery, bags and hair falls & accessories. Victorian style clothing is one of my favourites probably because not many people really take the time and effort to dress now. I mean, to do it properly (victorian style I mean), it does take effort... and thats just finding decent clothes ^_^. I'm also a huge fan of 1940's & 50's style.. so really, both times when women were ladies and men were gentlemen and people knew
how to dress and take pride in their appearance and spend time on themselves without being a vain idiot :p

Burlesque - It's fabulous. Thats the only way I can say it really. There's plenty of strip clubs around with oiled up, fake tan coated, hair extension & bleach addicted bimbos sliding around a greasy pole.. which, if you can really do it, like aerials on it and everything, is a talent, but one anyone can learn. Burlesque, you cant learn.. Sure you can learn the moves, buy outfits and copy the style of one of the real, original performers acts.. But a real Burlesque dancer is born with a style and attitude you can't create.. not really.. You either have it or you don't. The real stars of Burlesque are the names that everyone knew
without knowing they did, they had a presence that wasn't just an act for the stage..something you can't really describe, but the type of lady that walks into a room as quietly as she can, trying to blend in but everyone notices her and has to look anyway. Lets see one of the "celebrities" now - given an hour before they have to be on that stage, run into a charity shop, pick something up make an entire act from it... especially if the "it" is a set of two large fans.. (and if any of you want to go "oh my god, I love Dita Von Teese too!" at this point, let me remind you that the fans are not her act.. She was inspired by Sally Rand.)

I love pirates too...NOT because of Pirates of the Caribbean like a lot of people now...I've always had an obsession with them....And the same thing goes for The Nightmare Before Christmas (well...not quite..more of a pirate fan really =) ), although the fun has kinda worn off a little as it's been made so uber mainstream now..Not that thats my issue...just when something that has been around for ages suddenly becomes popular again (or even for the
first time in some cases) and people make a really big deal and are like "I was into it before you" buy all the merchandise and all that shit, like it's a competition...


AFI might as well own my soul, to me they are the one of the best bands in the world, but to me they're so much more than just something good to listen to. They're a huge inspiration to me and in everything I do. I owe them so much, even though I've never met them, If it wasnt for their amazing lyrics, love and compassion they show for their fans, and their fans'enjoyment at their shows and such, encouraging things they say in interviews etc, The
reality is that I probably wouldnt be here now, and if I was, I certainly wouldn't be what I am now. No, I'm not saying I'm perfect, what I mean is that I would be very, very different and not in a good way I'm sure. Even though they do care a lot that their fans enjoy and are safe (ie: not crushed in the pits n stuff) at their gigs, they (unlike the vast majority of bands that are around now) don't make music and play shows just to entertain and make money. They do it because they have genuine talent and love for what they do. They are a band because thats how they express themselves. Regarding most "emo" bands; making up a song about your girlfriend dumping you, a girl not liking you, how much you want to die, or anything concerning how much life sucks or how everyone hates you etc,is NOT expressing yourself if you wrote the song just to make money and keep a group of kids following you around when you go to their town, and to boost your damn egos.
back to AFI....I'd do anything to see them in concert wherever, whenever I could. and if I met them...well, I'm not sure what I would do...probably something stupid and make a complete idiot of myself in front of them and be kicking myself for it for the rest of my life...but hey, at least I'd make a memorable impression =).

Last thing; I was born in the year of the Dragon, piss me off and you’d know that without having been told so...

One of the best quotes I've ever heard - "Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself."

and finally, my username has absolutely NOTHING to do with the band "Mortiis"

Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."



*Things you wouldn't normally find out about me unless you asked*

+ I only have one arm
- but I still play drums and keyboard/synths
(any comments about Rick Allen [Def Leppard] and I WILL bite your vitual head off about it.

I could kick his ass on drums any day)... and just to clear this up, I didn't LOSE it, don'tbe so presumptious, I was born without it.
1) I don't know why, quit fuckin askin
2) I don't want to talk about it or why it could have happened
3) most importantly - it's really none of your damn business anyway. Being up front about it here just avoids awkwardness, (or me ripping your face off for asking) if you happen to notice it in my pictures.

+ I'm naturally a blonde

+ I can tie a cherry stalk into a knot with my tongue

+ I can (and do, quite a lot) eat fire

+ I can sword swallow (one dick comment, and I'll cut yours off.)

+ I'm a geek

+ I can see ghosts and spirits (including those that have never had a physical body) and I

have moments of clairvoyance/clairaudience

+ My favourite flowers are chysanthemums, forget-me-nots and really really deep red roses
- Like the ones I grow myself :)

+ I have done several martial arts and I'm DAMN good.

+I'm bipolar, so piss me off n i'll tear you a new one. I can literally get away with murder.