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Montana ♥ DLS Manager
Female, Billings, MT

Name:Well-behaved women rarely make history.
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Joined:April 24, 2007
Marital Status:Single
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(last updated:July 13, 2009 @ 11:10 pm)





Things to know about me....

*I'm a Mom first and always. I have 3 fantastic kids and nothing means more.*

*I'm divorced, however this doesn't mean that it gives you the right to be an ass. If you start off a convo and end it with so do you have any nsfw (I don't - so don't bother if thats what you are looking for - odds are there won't be a second conversation.*

*I don't cyber, and no I don't want your yahoo. If after we've gotten to know eachother we want to persue outside fubar great! Until then.. no.*

*I LOVE the anything outdoors, camping,fishing, hiking, 4 wheeling, and horseback riding*

*I am a proud BBW, I don't have issue with my size, If you do, please feel free to leave my page. I'm not thick, curvy, plump or otherwise. I'm overweight.. but I am doing something about it.. and to date have lost over a 100lbs.*

*I'm a 911/Sheriff's Dispatcher as well as a Detention Officer. I am also a NREMT-B*

*I'm quick to smile, but mess with my family, friends, or the people I love... WATCH OUT!!*

*I really am interested in knowing about you, I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know. You meet the most interesting people in the most unexpected places.*

*I am a huge adreneline junkie!!*

*I love to meet new people and love chatting..drop me a line!!!*

*I'm the manager of Dirty Little Secrets Lounge*

*I really do live in Montana*

*Imma sucker for personality and a smile*

*I am addicted to gum*

*I'm a Bath and Body Works Junkie and LOVE lotion and candles*

*I LOVE bra's and panties...and am addicted to corsets and lingerie*

*Dr. Pepper Rules*

*I love cheesecake and salt water taffy, but hate chocolate*

*It's Mopar or no car baby*

*I spend way to much of my free time on the computer and on the phone*

*I journal to vent and have one hellava temper*

*I'm frequently called a Bitch... I'm always straight forward and to the point*

*QUOTES I LOVE*

"Well-behaved women rarely make history" ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him." -- Buddha

"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think
twice, and admit to being a human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't
analyze and don't expect more then she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there." - BOB MARLEY

"Be very careful if you make a woman cry,because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
- Hebrew Talmud

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(last updated:September 21, 2009 @ 2:38 am)
Rather than use this spot for video games, since I'm not a gamer.. I'm using it to show a few friends a little love.. Please show them lots of love.. and spank em hard for me *wink*
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I am a total music junkie and listen to it all!! From the delicate and precise sounds of classic much to metal. Metal isn't one my favorites, but I listen to everything and give As for movies I'm more of stay at home kinda girl cuddled up on the couch.




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