Well Im 30 years old *gasp!* I have one daughter and she is going to be 11 this year. She is first in everything in my life. No one comes before her and thats including myself.

I live in Hell and have been here all my life. Incase you dont know where Hell is located, it streaches from Chico, CA to Bakersfield, CA. 375 miles of crap. Its hot, smelly, and full of zombies.


But I love going to concerts, the movies, San Francisco, the beach, listening to music, doing fun Mom and Daughter things, cooking, camping, museums, reading, astronomy and working out.

And i like ZOMBIES, yes the living dead zombies. You all may laugh now... but you wont be when the zombies are chewing on your flesh, now will ya? Ill be ready. Will you?



I love to make people laugh, or atleast try.

BAD JOKES ARE AWESOME! If you know any... let me know!

I love making new friends. You can never have enough people on your side. so if you want to know anything about me PLEASE ASK! Im an open book...



ALSO...

GOOD GOD DAMN PEOPLE!! There is more to talk about then SEX!!

Is it important? YES!!
Is it fun to talk about? YES!!
Do I like to talk about it 24-7? NO!!

Be different. Ask me about the weather or something.