Hi and welcome to my little corner of FUBAR!Before we begin, there are a few basic rules: *I have a 10 day rule. If you friend me, you actually have to talk to me occasionally. I am here to chat and have fun, not get points. I appreciate the 10's, and usually return the favor, but if you have been my friend for 10 days and I haven't heard from you, I have to remove you. That way, I can keep up with the friends that actually find me interesting enough to talk to. *Don't call me 'baby' or 'sexy'. They are highly overused here and reek of bad pick-up line. All it says to me is that you didn't take the time to read one of the first things on the page, my name. If you really don't feel comfortable using my name, or you happen to be illiterate, something respectful, like 'ma'am' or 'lovely lady' will suffice. C'mon. Be original.
Having said all of that,I am a married, bisexual, swinging, BDSM dominant, that also plays soccer mom to 2 kids, and teacher to 20 kindergarteners. Yeah, I stay pretty busy. My hunky-hunny-hubby is also on here somewhere as bigdaddy710002. He can tell you all about me.
Interests include beating your ass for the fun of it, doing mean things to your appendages, and knocking your dick in the dirt if you are disrespectful. But I do it in a very loving way. :)
When I'm not beating sub ass, I also like stimulating conversation. If you have a way with words, I am your friend! I like guys and girls (yes, that way too) and if you like what you see, give a shout!