I'm taken.

I'm not looking for hook ups.

I don't like broke or ugly people.

I'm not into steroid freaks or midgets.

I'm not bisexual. I'm not bicurious.
Strictly dickly, enough said.

I refuse to talk to foreginers looking to get papers.
I like money. You're a fucking liar if you deny that you do, too.

I'm smarter than you. Don't try to outwit me. You'll lose.
If you think you have something intellectually significant to offer then I may consider adding you on as a friend. If you're an idiot; don't even bother to ask me because I don't have time for stupidity.

I'm bluntly honest so if you don't like the truth; find someone else's profile to stalk.

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED. I WILL NOT SHOW YOU PICS OF ME NAKED!
and oh yeah, I'm the chick you want to morph into. Ha!

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