A Lil Christmas Story :
thanks KRATOS1971



Ever feel like someone was lyin to ya?






Alrighty!..my name is Kerri...tryin to meet some really cool ppl on here...I am married...Good Neighbor Sam is the lucky guy...lol ..make sure to stop by his page and get to know him ..he's a funny guy...I moved from Kentucky, to South Carolina to Florida now..fat chance of gettin me out of here too (fu) Yeah since I moved here I have realized how much i fuckin hate snow and cold weather...amazin what a day on the beach can do for a mind, soul and body! If ya dont live near a beach .. you should really be jealous of me...lol...of course all this will change when i experience my first Hurricane! lol! I guess its kinna like those ppl in California that keep buildin house in mudslide areas..call me a glutton for punishment!

Anywho! if yer odd...i may talk to you ..if yer creepy i may block you if yer friendly i will be too...if yer nasty to me..LOOK OUT!

I'm not a point whore...but i do get caught up in the points sometimes...its cool to level up but i dont really care how long it takes...i do joke around about how many points i have til i level again...its UNREAL at my fulevel

and lastly...this is an internet chat website...you are supposed to chat and meet ppl...just cuz i talk to you on here...doesnt mean i want to marry you...Polygomy is against the law....and it doesnt count for women!


)1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.... He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.. I'm not a complete idiot --some parts are missing.

11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.. Consciousness: the annoying time between naps.

16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

19.. Procrastinate Now!

20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; do you want fries with that?

21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.. A journey of a thousand miles begin with a cash advance.

23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

25.. He who dies with the most toys are none-the-less dead.

26.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27.. Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on