Professional bullshitter, fat chemical addict and donkey wankaholic.
I suck at rating your pics, blogs, etc. I'm shitty at leaving comments on your profile. I will answer your shouts. I will read blogs and look at pics you send me. I won't call you in the morning, I'll forget your name, I'll piss in your house plants and f*ck your pets. Call me. :D
BTW, I delete messages which advertise and/or link to lounges, etc. :D
I AM a Donkey God and Ordained Minister of the United Church of Donkeys. I AM fat, bald and Scottish.
I love masturbating, pornography, masturbating to pornography, training wild chimpanzees to play Ludo, discussing psychology with my Donkey Fidel, defending my Scottish National Dwarf Tossing title, drinking Jack D and smoking Js at church.
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