that definition... added to urban dictionary for me.
i promise it's there.
look it up.
ALSO!
blah blah blah NEXT
*i'm married to the most incredible man on the planet*
*i work at a family restaurant in topeka kansas*
*i'm a faker*
*i probably think jacob is cooler than you*
*i have substance abuse issues*
*i'm not going to cry to you about how much my life sucks... because it doesn't*
*i am whatever you think i am .... or at least an inverted alteration... *
*i can shoot a gun better than you*
*i climb trees*
*i can spit further than you... and i do *
*i throw a mean right hook*
*i eat canned green beans straight without heating them*
*i have the power of persuasion.... i use it when necessary*
*i like girls more than boys*
*i think kissing is necessary for me to decide whether or not i like you*
*i am EXTREMELY charismatic*
*i can have you eating out of the palm of my hand within thirty seconds*
*i throw temper tantrums*
*i like phi more than i like pi*
*seventeen is my favorite number*
*i don't lie. ever.*
*i play*
*i'm not as egotistical as you think i am*
*i'm stubborn*
*i would sell my soul to the devil if he promised me good sex for the rest of my life... and often*
*i like beets*
*if i could be anywhere right now... i would be hiking in hawaii*
*i thoroughly enjoy anime and other cartoons*
*i want a tiger... but no one will allow me to get one*
*i'm not anything like you*
*i read...
a lot
*
*i sometimes have a lisp*
*i walk straight up when i wear high heels*
*i'm composed primarily of adorable*
*i am french canadian and cherokee indian... that's about it*
*i'm terribly cocky and modest at the same time*
*you wouldn't keep my interest in bed. guaranteed*
*i'm better with numbers than you are*
*i'd rather play video games than talk to you*
*i get cyber crushes often... you'll live*
*i walk around outside in my underwear and a tshirt.*
*i probably won't ask you to be my friend unless i admire you*
*i would kill for some food right now*
*i own game systems galore... (wii, ps3, nintendo ds, psp, ps2, gba, atari, blah blah blah) and no... they aren't here due to a boy in the house. they're mine.*
*reel me in with wit and smarts... anything else is overdone and booooooring*
*if i don't respond to you... it means i'm not interested*
*i'm not a complete cunt... just picky... that's a lie. *
*i am a robo ho*
*i can pull apart a hard drive... fix it... and put it back together in fourty five minutes or less*
*electronics make me wet*
*some would refer to me as being a borderline technosexual*
*i hate corndogs*
*i eat steak rare... not just rare... but purple.*
*big words turn me on*
*i wanted to be a mechanic before i got into real estate. i was probably better at that*
*i am pure sarcasm wrapped in metal and latex*
*i'd rather kill you than see your penis*
Video Games:
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(last updated:January 18, 2007 @ 2:07 pm)
fuck your xbox ninja... i will throw it out the window... and jump out after it to make sure that it is destroyed...
only after pwning you in halo...
give me my ps3 (that's right... i have one of those) and i am as sweet as a kitten...
i like rpgs.
i like good graphics.
i like to shoot things.
i like to go on adventures.
i like kids games.
i like adult games.
for the most part... i am a video game addict.
bot = ubaar nerd.
Music:
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(last updated:April 30, 2008 @ 11:32 am)
yes... i listen to music...
it's true.
odds are... if it's music... i listen to it...
you know... it's funny... but recently i'm also a complete addict when it comes to country music. deal with it.
Interests:
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the boys and girls who keep me together
Being the greatest producer ever, i have created this supergroup of reluctant idiots and hotties alike!
~Direstryfe™~E...
