From my Shows stash: S.O.B
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your
>>own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?"
>>Well... You'll love this one!
>>
>>I am a woman and I was sitting in the waiting room for
>>my first appointment with a new dentist.
>>I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
>>Suddenly I remembered that a tall, handsome,
>>dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high
>>school class some 35-40 years ago. Could he be the
>>same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
>>Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such
>>thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply
>>lined face was way too old to have been my
>>classmate... or could he?
>>
>>After he examined my teeth, I thought I really should
>>at least ask if he had attended Morgan Park High
>>School .
>>"Yes! Yes, I did! I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with
>>pride.
>>"When did you graduate?" I asked.
>>He answered, "In 1969. Why do you ask?"
>>"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
>>
>>He looked at me closely. Then that old, wrinkled,
>>baldheaded, fat, gray-haired, decrepit S.O.B
>>asked, "What did you teach?"
>>