Oh lets see about me... Im a 27 yr old mother of two spoiled rotten lil brats. lol Im married. Ive been married for 10 very long years. Yes I was when I was 17, no I wasnt knocked up, I was just stupid. I got married the summer between my junior and senior year of high school. I currently live in Spokane Washington aka HELL ON EARTH. I may sound a little bitter or jaded probably because I am. Im sarcastic. Im a bitch. Dont like it? Cant handle it? Dont talk to me. Its simple. For all you morons that feel the need to know. 38DDD. Now stop fucking asking. No Im not going to cam with you and no Im not intersting in cybering. I do however normally love to chat. uhh Thats all I can think of at the moment. I may or may not add more later. Ah and one more thing. Missmelons stems from a junior high nickname "melonsgirl". If you cant understand or see why well whatever.