Is your goal to be the highest level with the most bling, most friends, etc? Then you may stop right there, I'm not interested.

I've been on this site for about 3 years and enjoy meeting cool people. I value wit, charm, and good convo more than seeing cleavage or nsfw's. I'm pretty respectful about not being crude, asking your IM, nudes, and all that. I'm more into quality than quantity when it comes to friends.

I don't do blank friend requests either giving or taking, so if you add with no comment I'll probably deny you. However I have been known to break that rule, but that's usually only if I find something interesting enough about you to take a chance. Otherwise adding another friend that I don't talk to is pretty worthless to me.

As you can see by my somewhat low level, I'm not much of a rater, adder, OR fanner. If that's what you're looking for, you'll find plenty of them around.

However, if you're looking for someone that can carry on a good conversation, formulate sentences, and can tell/appreciate the difference between 'your' and 'you're', then feel free to say "Hi".




===NEWSFLASH!===
Ode perhaps to you

No I won't buy you a bling
No I won't buy you a flawless fu-ring

Your status "A VIP would be nice"
Just as long as I pay the price?

When we first met you were cool
You laughed at all the Fu-Rules

Wasn't it such a scam?
To spend 10 bucks for a Silver Hatchetman?

Or a 1000 for a pony
Good god, someone must be lonely

Fuck no I don't play that shit
I'll save for something legit

You know, something I can touch something I could ride
Something that exists on the outside

But lately there's been a change
That's leaving me feeling strange

I don't know you anymore
You've turned into another fu-whore

Talking 'bling me this, HH me that'
You're online world is making you fat

Your social skills are fading away
A soul-less bomber heading for decay

How will this all playout?
After you knock level 30 out

Will you finally give it a rest
and remember real friends are best

or will you spiral into an abyss
the fu-treadmill of piss?

I don't think I want to stick around
and see how far you fall down

I'll miss our electrifying talks
about real sunsets and real walks

The best friends in life are free
You don't have to beg them to pay a fee

But you lost your way
It's a sad cloudy day

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--Warning: If I rated you then I PROBABLY am interested in something about your profile...AND might POSSIBLY want to know you more. Do you care or are you in it for the fubucks?

I cum and go on this site, but after coming back from a week's absence the site's decline becomes noticeable. This used to be a really kick-ass site a couple years ago...and then slid from there.

-Don't bother me about Bling, VIPs, or FuBucks. They don't mean jack shit to me and could care less how special they are to you. Please keep it to yourself. It's like me asking for your YIM or Private folders...GET IT??

-All bulletins are annoying spam now. There is nothing redeeming inside them.


-Please actually write something in a friend request...PLEASE? I probably won't accept unless I'm somehow otherwise attracted to your profile and break my own rule.
I've NEVER sent a blank friend request to someone. If I thought they were worth adding, then I thought they were worth writing to.

PLEASE READ THIS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME IF YOU DON'T WE PROBABLY DON'T HAVE MUCH IN COMMON


I can be funny, silly, witty, crude, rude, sarcastic, dominating, chill, ill, or whatever. I'm mostly humorous and quick to crack a joke. I put a smile on most faces, but occasionally rub someone the wrong way. I'm in SoCal.

I hate point whores and if you mention that you got only 114,000 points to go, I'll swing by and give you a hard time.

I'm almost tempted to be cliche and say 'If you want to know more then ask', but that always sounds dumb so I'll refrain from going there.

Hope you enjoy your Fubar experience!! Oh, the word Fubar doesn't pass spell-check on its own website LMAO!




WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET:
Someone I can take nice long walks on the beach with, watch the sunset together, see the stars come out, and then pull her hair like reigns and bounce her around a bit.


Not so explicitly, I also like reading and commenting on good blogs and mumms from people.

I have SALUTE pics in my private folders for friends to see more of me.

IF YOU'VE READ THIS FAR-
Then I appreciate you taking the time, and in my book, you're cool as hell! Right on!