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Well, believe it or not I have a masters in conversing! Yes it's true, admittedly I awarded myself with this fine title... Since no university was willing to humour me with my ideas on courses for the conversationally challenged... But besides my (im sure you will agree) Outstanding academic achievements, I am who I am and I like what I like :)

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Hi all,

Thought I would update my profile notes as it's been a while since I wrote them!

well my suspiciuos guitar playing is generally improving, and it's not like riding a bike you do forget! But coming along nicely!

Still loving the wine, as always, well not so much that i have a problem, cos i dont not at all, i could stop anytime i wanted i tell you! ;)

Still addicted to the LC, for some reason when I wake up in the morning i always check things out, see how it's all going, seeing if someone has dropped me a new comment or message! It's just so exciting! lol.

I also found myself a marvelous new boyfriend! Yes they do exist, hard to believe girlies i know, but very true! He is the most amazing person I have ever met, I am so very happy. Wooooo! About bloody time.. So none of you actually want to sit here and listen to me gushing about my new boyf so i will shut up now!



And a polite notice to all those greasy men out there...

I dont want to cyber with you, I dont want to know how huge your dick is, I really couldnt care less if you were horny and haven't got your end away in a while, masterbate, use a tissue get one of those latex vaginas! Just leave me alone!

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Well, I thought I would take the time to tell you a little about my 'emotions,' Yeah, cos everyone wants to know about those! So let's keep it light hearted... Think I will just tell you a little bit about my incredible disorganization skills!

Well, this morning I woke up with the worlds best intentions of getting organized... Well not really, but i walked out of the door and my next door nieghbour yelled dont forget to put your rubbish out! I took this as a slight hint... And thought it was about time, a few things in my house became more arranged... So I took it upon myself to tackle the cupboard under the stairs.. and believe me tackle is the correct word! For the last six months I have spent my time cleaning my dining room, and putting all the bit's i didnt know what to do with under the stairs.. Great in theory but not so great when you need to organize all the little bits that you dont know what to do with... So anyway, I opened my cupboard door and sighed, very loudly.. .. Started dragging stuff out in to my dining room.. Finding all sorts of stuff that I genuinely thought had been stolen by the invisible thief in my house, either that, or the stuff I thought I had lost, pairs of shoes, paintings, books, coffee machines and things that are generally just impossible to loose...

So here I am with piles of 'stuff' around me, I come across some old photographs, obviously take some time to have a look at those, and think about the good times for ten minutes, then I find some earings that I really must wear right now, just because it's been so long since I last saw them... Oh yes, they do look nice... Start to reach to the back of the cupboard, and i accidently knock a whole bag of plain flour on to my head! Yep... Im not joking, it's everywhere, and I quite frankly look like a ghost... After a few expletives, i happily sit down dust myself off and notice a cd... Oh my word! It's not... Yes it is! It's my Sheryl Crow album that I have been looking for, for I dont know how long, must listen to that right now!! Turn the computer on, play it full blast, start dancing around and singing along, (still covered in flour)... Then there is an almighty CHERMAYNE, coming from next door... Oh dear it's my nieghbour again, the dustbin men are here!!! Dammit, I dont have time to even wash my face, want to keep on good terms with the neighbours, so I literally jump up, run out of the house with no shoes on, grab my bin, run down the garden path, Sheryl Crow's Globe Sessions, blasting out of front door, manage to get there just in time for the bin man! Think I have achieved something marvelous, only to turn round to have my next door nieghbour stand there shaking her head at me... I give a sheepish smile, then go back in... All that hard work, surely I must deserve a cup of tea... yes I do, so I sit down at my pc, with a cup of tea, resting, contemplating all the effort I have just made, and start browsing the net... and yes I'm still here... Surrounded by a mountain of crap, still covered in flour, still singing along to Sheryl Crow, and still no further than I was three hours ago... Infact if I look around, I haven't really accomplished anything, my dining room looks terrible, I have trodden flour all through my house and have completely lost all motivation! Ah well... A good effort start again after tommorow :)

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This is a video that myself and my friend made over christmas... I was very drunk, very silly, but hey there is nothing new there... Have a look, and a giggle... :)