Play this video but listen closely...I hope you understand the meaning!
I AM THE ONE
Brilliant but Crazy Friendly but Antisocial Old but Young Dead but More Alive Then Ever
We are all a collection of contridictions..that is what makes us real...and getting to know the root of the contridiction is the basis of friendship.
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.
You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
A Master's Creed ~ The Dominants Creed ~ * Above all else a Dom cherishes Their submissive, in the knowledge that the gift the submissive gives Them is the greatest gift of all. * A Dom is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to Them, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. * A Dom is in control of Themself first and foremost, so that They may control others. * As a stern and demanding Dom, They can cause Their submissive to cry real tears. * As the consummate lover, They will then kiss the tears away, without stepping out of character. * In times of trouble, a Dom will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. * A Dom is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. * A Dom would never ask a submissive to put Them before their career, or family, just to satisfy Their own pleasure. * To win a submissive's mind, body, spirit, soul, and love, a Dom knows They must first win their trust. * A Dom will show Their submissive humour, kindness, and warmth. * A Dom must always show them that Their guidance and tutoring is deserving of their attention, that this is a person they can learn from, and that they can trust Their direction. * A Dom is romantic enough to be protective and chivalrous. When called upon, They will fight for Their submissive's honour. * A Dom proves to their submissive that They are someone they can lean on, and depend on. * When it comes time to teach Their submissive their lessons of obedience, They are a strong and unyielding professor. * A Dom will accept no flaw. Nothing less than perfection from Their student. * Never does a Dom use discipline without a good reason. When they do punish Their submissive, it is always with a knowledgeable and careful hand. * A Dom is always open to communication and discussion; always ready to hear Their submissive's wants and needs. * A Dom is patient; taking time to learn Their submissive's limits, and knowing that as their trust of Them grows, so will they. * A Dom never has to demand ritual behavior from Their submissive. Their submissive responds to Them out of the want of pleasing them. Compliance comes from the wanting to please, not the fear of punishment. * A Dom understands the fragile nature of mind and body and never violates the trust given to Them. * A Dom is secure enough to laugh at Themself and the absurdities of life. Open minded enough to learn new things. Strong enough to grow. * A Dom's tools are mind, body, spirit, soul, and love. * A Dom understands that E/each partner gains most from pleasuring the O/other. * And B/both of T/them know that love and trust are the only bindings that truly hold.
So, you need a spanking badly? Start learning the following statements and use them often: Get it yourself .... Coward! ... Me? do the laundry? Am I your houseslave? Your socks? Ask your stinking Dog ... Hide his crops, paddles and whips and giggle when he's around ... Get the logfiles from his computer and cut&paste them to a channel ... Tell him that you're sorry about the whiplashes which misses you during the last whiping when his Dom friends are around ... Whenever he talks to you use your safeword and giggle ... Get a saw and cut the heels off of your Domme's new thigh-high boots ... Lash His crop into the palm of your hand and think loud about the advantages of switching ...