I am a professional with an athletic bent, who knows the difference between Wile E Coyote and Emmanuel Kant, Feyerabend and Titian, Moe Howard and Jackie Chan who can freely converse about any or all of them over a nice Macon Villages, a Glenlivet double (neat), a good pint of bitter or pale ale... heck, even a Jamba Juice.

My interests range from cinema and small theater, dance, musical composition and performance, philosophical treatises or short-stories, fine cuisine and world travel, to camping, four-wheeling, and horseback riding, surfing, rafting and cycling, archery, rifelry and fencing, football, baseball and martial arts... even comic books, multi-player games and small, cheap, tin-toys made in Indonesia.

I am open to friendships of all sorts, particularly if you have something interesting to say.
I'm not especially interested in your NSFW pics, and I don't really want to sponsor your VIP subscription or videocam with you.
With that being said, I try not to pre-judge people. I am open to alternative takes on conventionally accepted social guidelines. I'm not gonna try to change you. I don't want you to try to change me, either.

Don't hesitate, gravitate! Zeugmatic, it's the automatic choice!