Custom TShirt Generator



I am MARRIED. I have 2 kids.

I love the color purple, but you will hardly see it hanging in my closet. ( not to say there isn't any )

I love shopping.

I love shoes.

I love flowers.

I love photography. ( classy or fun )

I love Peanut M&M's, but only like to eat 2 of the same color at the same time. And green ones are the best!

I love cats, and I am owned by one named Lucy.

I love my friends/family and will laugh before I pick their dumb asses up if they should fall. ( drunk or sober!)

I will listen to someone's problems and try and help fix them if the want...or just listen if that's all they need. But I must warn you..you will get my opinion whether you want it or not most likely.

I hate the shoutbox! ( hint hint )

I hate spiders or any kind of bug for that matter.

I hate most vegetables.

I hate bills.

I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!

I HATE people that ONLY rate NSFW pictures....stop being a perv!

I will NOT give you my Yahoo/MSN/AIM or any other IM address, so do NOT ask!

I will NOT cyber sex, web cam sex, or any other kind of sex with you..so don't waste your energy or mine asking me!

I show some skin, but that does NOT make me a whore or give you or anyone else for that matter the right to talk to me like one.

I hate people that think they are tough with a damn keyboard. This is ONLY THE INTERNET...get over it and get a real life if you can only be tough on line.

Life does not revolve around the internet.

Do NOT call me baby, honey, sweetie, babe, or any other term of endearment after ONE conversation that lasted less than 2 minutes most likely! Remember, this is the internet..you do NOT know me like that. Besides for all you know I'm really a 76 year old male pervert in real life!