The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn't want to be held on to. Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you. The thing about falling in love is that if you do it right, you'll never hit the ground. Life is too short to be anything but happy, So kiss slowly, Love deeply, Forgive quickly, Take chances & never have regrets,Forget the past but remember what is taught you, Sometimes,you just have to smile, pretend everything's okay, hold back the tears and walk away, If you want to see the rainbow you must go through the rain, Ifyou want TURE LOVE you must go through the pain, Women were made from a man's rib, not from his head to be superior, not from his feet to be walked on , but from his side to be equal, from under the arm to be protected, and from next to the heart to be loved........... Dory
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"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"
Tequila and Salt
This should probably be taped To your bathroom mirror Where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, But it's 100% true.
1. There are at leas t two people in this world That you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world Love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you Is because they want to Be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, Even if they don't Like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you Before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, Something good comes from it.
10 When you think the world Has turned its back on you Take another look.
11 Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
So......... If you are a loving friend, Send this to everyone, Including the one that sent it to you. < /SPAN> If you get it back, then they really do love you.
And always remember.... When life hands you Lemons, Ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over!
Good friends are like stars........ You don't always see them, But you know they are always there.
"Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway"
I would rather have one rose and a kind word From a friend while I'm here Than a whole truck load when I'm gone.
Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Carencro. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy, would fan a cow that was having any difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Baton Rouge to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change partners and let a young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes,one right after the other for about two and a half hours. When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner said, one right after the other for about two and a half hours. When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner said, "And dat, my friend, is how you wave a towel!"
**Kimberl...
