You may think you don't like me, but you do.

I come FIRST!!!

ABOUT ME.........

IF a guy can't WAIT for sex, then he DOES NOT respect me and he is just another RANDOM for me, period. There will be no relationship there.

Why is it that women want to change men? Fuckin get over it and accept people for who they are. This goes the same for those MEN that want to change women by the way. Excuse the potty mouth. Fuck.

Over the past couple of days I have come to realize that sex is overrated and we should go back to the olden days when a KISS was what sex is today. Leading up to a kiss was almost orgasmic. A woman had her place. A man respected her. Divorce did not happen.

Guys, just like women, but guys can be so dramatic. Yes I talk to people. Yes I have friends. You and I are friends. Yes I screwed one of them last weekend. Yes he was great. No, I wont screw you. Calm down. Don't cry. OMG. Seriously, calm down. No, I wasn't kidding, why? Stop crying we are just friends you and I. Again, no I wont screw you. GEEZ...... Get the hell over it and stop the whining already!

Why can't guys come up with original lines anymore? Be funny and humorous with me, I can take it and will laugh I promise! I have quite the giggle!!! LOL. Talk to me as a woman and not a piece of ass. I'm a human, how about trying to talk as if I was your best friend...... Give that a try.

Chivalry - courtesy, generosity, being a gentleman, opening car doors, holding hands, kisses on the forehead or cheek, puts his arm around her, romance, the little things.
Women always say: Chivalry is dead, Chivalry is dead! Well, why is that? Women killed it! That's right! WE killed the little things! WE killed the romance, WE KILLED IT ALL!
Do you know how easy it is to fuck a broad these days (potty mouth, sorry)? You don't need to be kind, you don't have to open the door; you can just fuck her (I actually love that word, FUCK)! SERIOUS! You can just fuck her! Think about it.

If you dress like a prostitute, what do you think a guy is wondering about you? You ARE just a RANDOM thing to him. YOU are NOT relationship material, just a HO. Here, it's like this, if I dress like a doctor, am I a doctor?
Ahhhh, now you see my point. If you don't, you are fucked up. Yeah, I said it. Chivalry is dead because of YOU.

viciouslyjohnny on youtube...... fucking great, brilliant!

If you need help guys in the 'sex' area..... my friend Johhny has you tube videos that can help..... no, he's not the one I slept with either, lmao. But he is great and talks on a man to man level, he's awesome. Made me laugh, but thats because I am a woman!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EEZpXBEtSA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3olT4JJObGc&feature=related

or you can look him up viciouslyjohnny



OKAY.... now:

I'm a Lil' Angel....... and a Princess.



I LOVE to paint with acrylic on canvas. Some of my older work is in a folder named artwork. I will be uploading my newer stuff as it comes along.


I LOVE flowers delivered and suprises! It always brightens my day when I am feeling down and hurting, eh

If I forget your name, it is not my fault, it is a medical condition.

I talk to everyone that I can. Sometimes the shoutbox is overwhelming..... I may miss your shout....I apologize ahead of time, I don't do it on purpose, eh

I take pics daily. Check my profile and rate on a regular basis, you never know what you will find, no nsfw though.

I truly enjoy friends. Friendship is important to me.

I live in Pain.

I die from memories, my long and short-term memory is shot. So if I forget a conversation, it really is not my fault.

My thoughts are nothing more than mere specks of dust in the wind.

If someone tries to trash me and you believe it, it is your loss, for you just chose your own destiny. Ask me before believing the drama that some try to make up in this 'online bar'.

I thrive to love, but I am taking a break right now.

I do not trust, you must earn it. I will give you a little to work with though.

Music is my way out. Whatever song is on my page is how I am feeling, mostly. Sometimes I will throw an oddball out there, lol.

Memories of the past and present come back in bits and pieces that don't make any sense.

Drama is a kickass way to piss me off.

I am very random. (Not THAT kind of random, lol).

I am extremely outgoing.

Friends are few and far between with me.... I AM picky. Once we are friends, we are friends for life. I am faithful and trustworthy. One of the best you will ever find.

You cannot tell me who I can or can not talk to online.

If you talk dirty to me, I will ignore you.

Jealousy......forget it. I will throw you away with the trash.

My daddy calls me babycakes, you do not have that right.

I smoke - deal with it.

Health wise, I consider myself to be a broken down volvo, yes, just that. I had an awful back surgery that left me walking with a cane (there's more to it). No sympathy please. I am learning to laugh about it.

My nicknames are Panda and Sweets. No, don't ask me if I come by any others. I will say f*ck off.

I am a good girl (no NSFW), sweetheart, and friend. You betray me, I'm sorry.

I am a HUGE flirt.... you must deal with that, after all, we are in an online bar. I am sure you are doing it as well.

I expect to be treated like a princess, so try to be a gentleman with me and I will keep a conversation going.

I am honest. Ask anything, I will answer.

My true friends stick by me through thick and thin - thanks guys!!!! Luv ya all!

A sense of humor is VERY important, lol, I laugh and giggle WAY too much. After all, I am trying the 'laughter is the best medicine approach' here.

I have more male best friends than I do female ones. I get along better with males, period. Always have.

If I say 'lol'..... I am actually laughing my ass off. It's not just a saying with me.

Thanks for reading and I hope we can be good/great friends. Add me to your family and I will do the same hun.

By the way - I love Crushes



More tidbits:

I wont be ignored
I can be a mean ass bitch when pushed.
I wont be your obligation
I am one of the 'guys'
I love my male best friends, they are easier to talk to.
I will not be a crutch to lean on forever, My body cant hold your emotional weight.
I am your Barbie Doll, with smaller boobs of course, hehe
I WONT be your Friday paycheck
I am 5'9, 105 lbs.... skinny.
I am not the portrait of perfection, so please, thanks for the comments, but come up with something original already!
I REFUSE to be the last in line!
I WILL NEVER DATE ANOTHER GUY WHO PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT!
I wont be your dirty little secret
Ladies, if you wanna be a friend, you must keep my attention.
I am not the cure all pill for your problems, as I have my own to deal with.
I enjoy having men wrapped around my finger
I LOVE bling!
I enjoy getting gifts, on here, and in real life. It brightens my day.
I seem to have a gift where men find me easy to talk to and become totally attached when they have a couple conversations with me. Just wait until you talk to me on the phone.... wrapped around finger!
Dont get me wrong, I love attention
I AM THE MOTHER FUCKIN PRINCESS... Remember that!