LADIES PLEASE FILL OUT AND RETURN WITHIN 24 HOURS OF READING!!!

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the "Agreement") is entered into as of the _____ day of __________, 2004,
by and between____________ and ____________.

1. No sleeping over
2. No meeting in public
3. No calls before 10 pm
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff
5. No emotional discussions..(ex. Where are we heading with this? You know where it's heading!!)
6. No plans made in advance.. that's why you're called the "backup"
7. No non-sexual gifts (altoids not included)
8. No baby talk (however, dirty talk is encouraged)
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (in fact, no conversations are a plus)
10. No deep emotional type kissing (too intimate)
11. No calling each other "friends with benefits" (we are friends but see rule # 2)
12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK
(Phrases such as, "HONESTLY I WAS THINKING ABOUT" are completely acceptable)
13. No extra clothing (I don't want you leaving anything behind that someone might find!)
14. No guilt about falling asleep right after sex.
15. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it ..and don't ask me!! I'll get mine, you worry about yours.
16. I will not walk you to the car for any reason.
17. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be, "My roommate's girlfriend".
18. Doggie style preferred (rare exceptions when I am tired and let you ride)
19. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better.
20. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes

The before mentioned rules may not be altered or amended for any reason whatsoever. If any party attempts to change or alter any terms of this
Agreement, this will automatically become null and void and the parties hereto will have no further rights or obligations with arising out of the subject
matter hereof.

Signed: ____________ and ____________. Date: ____________

APPLICATION FOR A BOOTY CALL

Name________________________________
City________________________________
State_______________________________
Zip_________________________________
Age_________________________________
Phone_______________________________

Height______________________________
Weight______________________________
Waist Size__________________________
Chest / Bra Size____________________
Married_______yes/no________________
Single________yes/no________________
Divorced______yes/no________________

Are Your Breasts Real? __yes/no_____
Do You Like Them: yes/no
Sucked? yes/no
Squeezed? yes/no
Other?______________________________
Explain_____________________________

Pussy Size (don't lie)
Small_ yes/no
Medium_ yes/no
Large_ yes/no
Wow_ yes/no

Can You Stay Out Late? yes/no
How Late?___________________________
All Night?__________________________
Several Days?_______________________
How Many?___________________________

Do you Like Oral sex? yes/no
Give?_ yes/no
Receive?_ yes/no
Do You:
Spit? __________________________
Swallow? _______________________
How About "69"?_ yes/no

Do You Like Anal Sex? _ yes/no

Do You Prefer:
One on One?_________________________
Double?_____________________________
Group?______________________________
Football Team?______________________

Do You Like To Be Fucked? yes/no
How Often?__________________________

While Fucking, Do You:
Faint?_ yes/no
Hum?_ yes/no
Scream_ yes/no
Fart?_ yes/no
Cry?_ yes/no
Moan?_ yes/no
Sweat?_ yes/no
Yodel?_ yes/no
Scratch?_ yes/no
Whistle?_ yes/no
Just Lie There?_ yes/no
Go To Sleep?_ yes/no
Read The Paper?_ yes/no
Think of Someone Else?_ yes/no
All of The Above?_ yes/no

List Three Positions You Like Best:

1.__________________________________

2.__________________________________

3.__________________________________

When You Cum, Do You:
Wiggle?_ yes/no
Wobble?_ yes/no
Twist?_ yes/no
Jerk?_ yes/no
Pant?_ yes/no
Scream?_ yes/no
Cry?_ yes/no
Other?______________________________
Hump Like Hell?_ yes/no

Method of Screwing Preferred?
Fast?_ yes/no
Super Fast?__ yes/no
Slow?_ yes/no
All Night?_ yes/no
How Many Times?_____________________

Comments:__________________________________________________________________

___________________________________________________________________________

Have Fucked Ever Made a Man Cum More than Once From a Blow Job Before?

When?_______________________________
How Many Times?_____________________

*NOTE - If Application is Approved, A Six (6) Week Orientation
Course Will Be Required!!

Applicants Signature: __________________________________