cleaning poem...

i asked the lord to tell me
why my house is such a mess...
he asked if i'd been computerin'
and i had to answer yes.

he told me to get off my fanny
and tidy up the house...and so i started cleaning up
the smudges off my mouse.

i wiped and shined the topside
that really did the trick...
i was just admiring my good work
i didn't mean to click.

but click i did and oops i found
a real absorbing site...
that i got so way into
i was into it all the night.

nothing's changed except my mouse
it's very very shiny...
i guess my house will stay a mess
while i sit here on my hiney!