i try to beat the welfare system, looking of ways to make more money from the system, 13 kids dont come cheap. i have differnet coloured kids, so when we go to the poark to play soccer, i arrange teams in order of colour, so its white against black, im so proud when i see that, brings tears to my eyes, my little rainbow family.

i have 13 kids with 13 different women, my youngest is called stamps,cos he rakes in the most stamps because of his dietary problems. Wanted him to be different, build his character and confidence, dont do animals, system wont pay for them,my kids r known as the corn kids, cos their dad been sowing his wild oats, i have had to name my kids with similar names so i wont forget all of their names. John and Ron, Nat and Pat for example.