Long story short,

I'm just an average Schmuck, 1 mortgage, 1 wife, 3 kids, 1 grandson, 1 cat, 1 dog, no fish.

I'm getting old, bald and creepy, as my daughter would say...

I can't stop getting older, I could change the balding thing but why bother, and I kind of like the creepy part.

I'm not really sure what I'm looking for here, just looking to meet some new people make some friends, kill some time etc...

I'm not into the chat room thing too much, (I guess I just speak that language very well) and I'm not desperately looking for NSFW pics either, if I see some, fine. If I don't that's fine too.

The rest I try too keep simple, what turns me off are people who take themselves too seriously, and some not seriously enough.

What turn me on in a woman: a pulse. (Just kidding, sort of)

I just live my life in hopes that it's true that even a blind squirrel fins a nut now and then.

I'm new to this fu stuff, and therefore fu-broke. So don't think I'm ignoring you I'm just fu'n-clueless.