I'm here to play the level/rank game, and make respectable friends in the process, NOT for dating. I have an amazing boyfriend whom I love dearly. Even if I weren't in a relationship I would expect to be treated as a REAL person. If you have something to comment/shout/message me take a minute and ask yourself "Is this how I would say hi if I bumped into her at the grocery store?". If it's not, I don't want to hear it. It's sad I feel the need to keep my pictures "neck up" so I don't get endless remarks about my body, and my comments to require approval so no one else gets the bright idea to talk to me like an object. If you can not respect my wishes, you WILL find yourself blocked.

If you have time you should check out my amazing boyfriend. This wall hugging hippie is the funniest and sweetest guy I've ever known and had the pleasure to love. Go see why he melts my crayons and R/F him while you're there.

wafflebeaver ~ r/l b/f, pinky sw♡re, and fu-married to ferlishious

@ fubar

Kudos to you if you're still reading. I know my rant and bf must have run a few folks off. ;)

R/F if you will, I'll return the favor as often as I can. The bartab is difficult to keep up with some days.

You added me to your fam? How nice of you. No. That doesn't get you automatic entry to mine. Sorry. It just doesn't.

PLEASE! For the love of all things good and pure, do not leave me "days of the week" comments. I do not want "monday love" and will promptly delete it. FFS I think I'd rather have a lounge spam comment O.O

Don't be butthurt if I forget who you are. You wouldn't believe how many people shout and/or message me daily. I may not recall that conversation we had 3 weeks ago about you taking your cat to the vet. It's not that I didn't care intensely about your cat, it's just that I've drank since then and am a bit of a flake.

I'm ALWAYS logged in. Just because I have an online symbol doesn't mean I'm at my PC. Don't assume I'm ignoring you because I didn't shout back ASAP. It IS possible those 5 friends requests I just accepted were accepted while on from my blackberry, which does not allow shouting. If you're going to give me grief for not talking to you, don't talk to me to begin with

I'm fond of using ellipses. (Google it. I'll wait. *drums fingers ... checks teeth in mirror* Welcome back!) It can probably be said that I overuse them.

The no list; • I don't want your IM screenname. • I don't want to comment (or even look at) your NSFWs. • I won't friends request you simply to return a rate. If you page rated me while set to friends only, thank you, but, no, I'm not sending one. • I will NOT share my crayons! >.<

So, now... where do YOU fit? ↓

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Disclaimer: I do not apologize for this profile's lack of; glitter, morphs, nudes,
overused sayings, girlieness, the color pink, mirror shots, angle
pics, and/or anything else you would expect on fu.