I am a dork and a nerd all in one. If you know me long enough, you will see that.
I am the kind of person that drinks out of the milk carton thinking I won't get caught and then put the empty carton back in the fridge.
I am constantly looking in the fridge even when I'm not hungry. Kinda like it is magically gonna refill with something I want.
I think farts and burps are funny. I laugh my ass off. (I think that is the Country Girl in me.)
Sometimes I snort when I laugh.
I am very shy, but I do go after what I want.
I am not racist, although I have been known to make a few racist comments. I don't judge a race, just a certain person.
I love chunky monkey ice cream.
My favorite color is orange. I love orange soda.
My favorite flavor is banana. I love everything banana!!
I am a huge pervert, but only if you are extremely sexy!
I love to drink and go to clubs even though I don't get the chance anymore and I can't dance.
I cuss like a sailor and never think before I say something, I just say it. I don't have a filter between my brain and my mouth.
Drinking alcohol and drugs make me think men are sex gods in the bed. Sucks to wake up and realize you masturbated all night.
I am into tattoos and piercings, they really turn me on. Sometimes, I expect to much from people and have to pay for it the hard way.
I offend a lot of people. I'm just good that way.
If I don't want to talk to you, you WILL know it!
I love to make new friends, but they never stay around for some reason.
Don't judge me until you know me because you might just like me.
I finally quit smoking on November 10th and have been told I am even more of a bitch now.
I have have a daughter that just turned 2. I love her with all my heart.
I always want things MY way or no way.
If I don't get my way, I can be a bitch or I get whiny. Which ever the situation calls for.






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