Alright...so, I should fill this section out I suppose (not that anyone reads these things...other than, me lol)
So, I'm a 34 year old chick who has a rough time referring to herself as a "woman"... I'm a "chick" and I like to say "girl" not because I am in anyway "anti-aging" but because I still "feel" too young to call myself a woman lol.
I am in a relationship for those of you who didn't bother to look at my status up there and am not here to hook up... (Oh and just to be clear ladies, lol I am straight so, if I come check you out, I'm not trying to pick up and although we all say it, seriously...I'm not the catty type and I'm not out here with my claws out. If I see you scroll by, I'll check you out and rate you just for the hell of it).
I am open to chatting as long as you agree to the following:
a) You are...rational, not certifiably insane, not someone who makes a habit of stalking, have a sense of humour ;) , have some intelligence and have something interesting to say.
b) You agree not to send me any "surprise cock" LOL. I don't want to see your pecker (although, I do wonder if the cam adds 10lbs. in all instances because...if that is true... some of y'all should cut that shit out...lmao! I'm kidding).
c) Please don't shoutbox me with ridiculous questions about my moisture level or any topic pertaining to cock. I will not cyber with you nor will you get my MSN or Yahoo anytime soon (unless I trust and know you of course).
d) If I wanted you to see nudes of me... I'd have an NSFW folder. I choose not to put my kitty or any of my naughty bits on display lol
Note: These aren't "rules" per se...just guidelines. Should you not comply, be aware that I may rip you a new one. :P
