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30, Male, Olympia, WA

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(last updated:July 26, 2009 @ 5:04 am)


I have lots of weird friends and many of them tell me I am weirder than they are...

I like poking badgers with spoons...
I make my own clothes when I get bored...
I sometimes name my drawing pencils...
I think there is nothing cuter than a girl with tattoos on roller skates...
I like my food rich and my women cheap...
I think money is not everything and is the easiest thing in the world to get your hands on...
I think art is lost in the mire of corporate bull sh*t..
I am a firm believer that anyone can draw but no one gives a sh*t enough to make it happen...
I am the second best guerilla terrorist of the food service industry after Tyler Durden...
I think most people wouldn't know what art really is if it bit them in the ass...
I wanna burn the Mona Lisa...
I wanna take a shit on the white house lawn...
I wanna erase the debt record of the entire world...
I also think that 95% of you really won't be worth the time and energy I put into sitting here...

If you wanna find out more drop me a line...

Just remember children I am not here to validate your existance just my own sick sense of humor....

PS if you think my attitude sucks you can f**k off...
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(last updated:April 6, 2009 @ 5:11 pm)
Pretty much if its not pop country I can give it a listen...

I have stuff on my iPod ranging from Marvin Gaye to Iron Maiden...

Interests:
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I like tattoos, art, comics, old school bicycles and pedal bikes, and poking random objects with sharp sticks...
Movies & TV:
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Aliens, Fight Club, Say Anything, Renaissance Man, and a whole lot of others I don't want to list...

Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

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