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shorty69
30, Female, Wilmington, NC

Name:crystal
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100% - sh*t faced!
Birthday:August 16th
fu-Owned worth:1,089,000 fuBucks
Joined:February 27, 2009
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(last updated:November 9, 2009 @ 2:57 pm)
Hi everyone! welcome to my nightmare! I'm here to have some fun since i'm not allowed to have it in the real world anymore! ( court ordered, don't ask!)


MY NAME IS CRYSTAL I am not your babe, hunny, sweetie, lover or any other pet names. I know I'm hot, sexy, yummy etc. etc. but be mature and address me by my real name.

Ok guys, i love men and WOMEN, get that straight, since i'm not! If you want to really impress me, show me your girlfriend.

I love 3 somes ( 2 girls, one guy)only! I like to dom when i'm with a girl also. AND I HAVE THE MAN SO NO NEED TO VOLENTEER!

I have 3 great kids, one is a baby, so,if we are talking and i disappear for a while, it's cause i'm doing mommy stuff.

I may be blonde and a exhibitionist but I also have a 139 IQ so you have to bring it with smarts too.

I am wild, sexy, crazy and I do have a VERY bad side of me.
I know that, and people still like me, don't ask me why!

plus points: if you ride harleys and travel and have pets!

bad points: under 25,or act 12, i will treat you like the baby you are, I prefer older men who have some smarts, remember, SEX begins in the brain!

I dont cam,its a great way to break up a relationship! I have been with my babies dad for 5 yrs now and I'm not about to break up with him over some stranger, so don't ask for my number either.

I do like to meet and talk with new friends. I can't go out and party so this is my only outlet anymore. 5 DUI's will do that to ya!

I love and adore all my friends and family on here.I do return all love that is shown to me.

I do have a real life. If you have nothing nice to say or just perverted things then there is no use for you in my fu-world! I DON'T take this site seriously, I don't care about leveling, bombing, blinging, etc, just keep me sh*t faced!

If your looking for my yahoo IM name its crystalshorty69. i'm usually invisable because about 10 guys pop up at once!
If its busy, i won't share other pics cause its rude to other people to focus just on one person.

And finally, a little respect goes a long way, u give it, u get it back,

feel free to SB me, and leave photo commente, those are my favs!!!!! love ya all!!! ( my girls especially!) XOXOXOXOX





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